I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting their Turkey Day guests or trick-or-treaters for Halloween.
This mask gives me the goose turkey bumps. The way the eyes and mouth are carved in the mask gives off this eerie Jason from “Friday the 13th” expression. Plus, the last place my head would want to be is inside a turkey cavity. Hopefully they removed the gizzards.
Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
- Not the one Mr. Bean wore
- Realistic latex raw turkey mask
- Fits most adult heads
- Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
- Your life is just like a sitcom
If someone is allergic to latex, then the real horror story would be what happens to his/her face after taking the mask off.
Made to look as if the cook got overzealous with butter, the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask is a gobbly-good gag. Get it for $34.95 at Mcphee.com.