Cookies are sacred entity of the snack kingdom and deserve to be safely tucked away in a robust but special contraption. If I had any spare cookies, I’d stash them out of harm’s way in this Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar.
As luck would have it, the Weighted Companion Cube was resurrected in “Portal 2.” That means that you can now hide your most favorite cookies in the cube to give it the weight it needs, meanwhile putting aside your fears that the cube will be euthanized as it once was.
Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar
- An upgrade to the most incredible companion ever
- Do not burninate: FILL WITH COOKIES INSTEAD!
- Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible
- Dimensions: 7″x7″x7″
- Cookies not included
The pinkish-red heart smack-dab in the middle of each side of the cube perfectly symbolizes what cookies mean to us: love, companionship, and safety. But the gray, cubic design of the cookie jar says, “I like geometric shapes and tough metal gear.”
The Portal Companion Cub Cookie Jar is in stock at Think Geek for $29.99. It’s also available for pre-order to ship in April from Entertainment Earth for the same price, if you want to wait.
Also not to be missed are these fabulous Aluminum and Wooden Portal Bookends. Wow!