There’s an elephant in the room, but he only wants to organize your paper clips. Invite this lovely blue Elephant Paper Clip Holder to your desk to stay for a while. Elephants do love bananas and can even eat them with their skins on. It’s a pretty amazing […]
So you’re a fan of the Wolverine, who isn’t? He hardly ages, he’s self-healing, full of muscles, kick’s serious butt, usually gets the girl, looks cool on a Harley, and am I forgetting something? Oh yeah, and he has awesome hair! Well just about all […]
When you get a cut or a scrape, it’s a good idea to put a bandage on that wound. Remember when the country had some terrible wounds? Who was the man that made things better? That’s right. It was good old honest Abe. So there’s […]
It’s very hard to save money and furthermore decide what exactly it is you’re saving for. Let the 50/50 Savings Bank take the decision making part out of the equation and allow you to concentrate on racking up your dough. We are blessed and plagued with […]
Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, […]
Nothing tastes better than lunch in half-shell, so pack your lunch in the TMNT Shell Lunch Bag to maximize your turtle power. It doesn’t matter whether you favor Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael or Donatello; this lunch bag represents them all. Pack pizza every day if you […]
Jack Skellington and Sally get most of the attention in Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas movie, but we all know that it’s Oogie Boogie that you have to watch out for. If you like to live dangerously and enjoy scary, but oddly cute, characters, […]
If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With […]
I don’t know about you, but I miss those old boomboxes. They were huge and loud and took like ten large batteries. The MP3 players are great, but they just don’t have the personality that the old boomboxes had. Well, at least you can relive […]
If you run around hitting your head against coin boxes, jumping off of ledges and stomping Goombas, you are going to get hurt once in a while. When that happens you need these Super Mario Bros. Bandages. They will even help with bites from Piranha […]
Zombie fans will enjoy this handcrafted Zombie Clock. Designed by Odd Art Fabrications, the artists that brought us the Zombie Back Scratcher and Tentacle Doorstop, this quartz movement clock features a zombie eating his favorite treat…Braiiins! Made in the USA, these zombie battery operated clocks […]
Normally Daleks are robots to be feared, what with the habitual plans to take over the earth as well as whole star systems, but on this Pixelate! Triplets T-Shirt they don’t look so frightening. They have clearly given up their shouts of “Exterminate” for shouts […]
Getting hurt sucks, but now those scrapes, scratches, and boo-boo’s have a light at the end of the tunnel because these cool-looking Eyeball Bandages will add a little laughter to the pain. While these bandages are the real deal, you don’t necessarily have to wait […]
If you’re looking for a bandage that will help take your mind off a little wound, nothing helps you forget your troubles as easy as a warm, buttery piece of toast. No, you can’t eat this toast; but the Toast Bandages will cover your small […]
Reminiscent of the classical Wizard of Oz movie, this scarecrow seems to be in search of some brains to satisfy his hunger as well as his lack of intelligence…Who knew a bag of straw could turn zombie. Wizard of Oz fans, zombie fans, and anyone […]
I’ll be the first to admit that guys can be strange beasts. We like to look stylish and cool, even when we have absolutely no idea where we’re going. The Pirate Sundial & Compass lets us uphold our image, and gives the added benefit of […]
Sometimes being carefree is a good thing, especially when it comes to coffee and donuts. Sure they’re not great for you, but that’s not why we enjoy them…mmmm donuts! Sit back and relax as you enjoy your favorite morning, afternoon or nightly beverage in this […]
You’ll be shivering your timbers and shouting out ‘Clean your plate, you scurvy bilge rats,’ when you add the Skull and Crossbones Spatula to your kitchen arsenal. Just make sure your cooking skills are up to the task of using such an awesome piece of […]
Sip your coffee in stealth like a well trained, but caffeinated Ninja with The Ninja Mug. Ninjas are not just silent and deadly. This one can also hold your coffee. This mug has trained for years in a remote temple atop a mountain, learning the […]
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