Novelty

Deal With This Stamp

If you find yourself (or your assistant) behind on a whole lot of paperwork, then it might be a pretty…

French Bulldog Pillow

Are you a pet lover living in a place where furry animals are not welcomed? That's too bad, but you can still fill that…

Holiday Hound – Dog Tie

One thing pet owners love to do is dress their feline or doggy companions up. If you were one of…

100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka

When straight vodka isn't enough, most people turn to flavored vodka like Bakon Vodka or Blood Shot Vodka, but not…

Bacon Candy Necklace

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to…

Lip Flask – Lipstick Shaped Flask

GeekAlerts has shown you quite a few flasks over the last several months. It could be because we enjoy a…

Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock

You've heard the saying "Time flies when you are having fun" right? I bet you didn't know that time really…

Beer Jug Jokki Hour Foam Maker

Some really spectacular lagers, a.k.a. Sapporo and Asahi, have come from the wondrous country of Japan. To hit international beer status, beer must meet all the…

Emergency Inflatable Chicken

I don't know when or why you'd need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you've got a…

Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you're thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go…

Timbergrams

Enough with all the emails and instant messages. There's a reason why physical notes and letters mean a whole lot…

Grad Glasses

It's almost that time of the year again: graduation. It's the day when all those sleepless nights of cramming and…

Emergency Mustaches

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people…

Anti-Ticket Donut

If you get stopped by a police officer, don't try to sweet talk him or kiss his butt. Just present…

Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm

What you look like on the outside doesn’t necessarily reflect who you are on the inside. But something you could…

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident…

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the…

Scalp Squid Head Massager

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained…

Raw Chicken Lollipop

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its…

I Am Not A Doormat

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can't really say outright. Others use pictures…