Creative Cursing: A Mix ‘n’ Match Profanity Generator
Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you're like…
12 years ago
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Inflatable Cthulhu Arm
Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest "I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going…
12 years ago
How to Traumatize Your Children Book
Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh…
12 years ago
Canned Mopane Worms
Whether you're preparing for the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse or just like to try exotic foods, things like the Tactical Canned…
12 years ago
Ron de Jeremy Rum
For those of you that enjoy well-balanced rum, the Ron de Jeremy Rum is sure to be a mouthful you'll…
12 years ago
Sheng Kwong Metal Gong
Do you know anyone who owns a real gong? I don't know a soul who owns one, but I think…
12 years ago
Guilt Trip Notepad
If you want to make someone feel guilty you can always do it in person, but for those times that…
12 years ago
Zombie Hot Sauce
I'm not sure how well your taste buds will work when you're one of the walking dead, but it appears…
12 years ago
Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an ’80s Rock Star
If given a second chance, a lot of us would choose the path of rockstardom instead of our current, non-glamorous cerebral professions that…
12 years ago
Bloody Knife Spatula
If you are planning some sort of Dexter themed kitchen or a horror themed restaurant, you'll want to have this Bloody…
12 years ago
Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce
For those of you that need it spelled out, the Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce name should make it quite…
12 years ago
Hello Palm Shaped Silicone Case for iphone 4/ 4S
We've covered many interesting iPhone cases and this latest will put a palm in your face while you are talking…
12 years ago
Meatball Bubble Gum
Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you…
12 years ago
Underpants Candy
The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee's latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they're famous for perfecting. These…
12 years ago
Demeter Fragrances
GeekAlerts introduced your senses to the wonderful world of Demeter Fragrances back when we showed you Dirt Cologne. Now you…
12 years ago
The Hungry Games T-Shirt
Hunger is no game to me. But Mr. Santiago, the designer of The Hungry Games T-Shirt, is making a big mockingjay of the subject. From…
12 years ago
Box of Laughter
Maybe money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a few laughs when you get the Box of…
12 years ago
Sock Sandals
Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha…
12 years ago
Farting Mug
Some people say that a person's mug says a lot about their personality. And we're not talking about your face…
12 years ago
Whoopie Cushion Keychain
I'm a huge fan of fart jokes. But actual stinky farts, I am not. If you're a bit of a…
12 years ago