Cannabis Energy Drink
GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz…
12 years ago
Novelty
Jesus Shaves Mug
You've heard the term "Jesus saves", but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the…
12 years ago
Up Yours Umbrella
GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don't want it messing up our $100 hairdos...Okay, $8.75 at the…
12 years ago
Smiling Teeth Purse
Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with…
12 years ago
Mullet on the Go Headband
As atrocious as the mullet is, I'm still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets…
12 years ago
Giant Fist Can Koozie
If you want to keep your canned beverage cool, you can always grip it in your fist for insulation, but…
12 years ago
Vinderpants Wine Underpants
Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy…
12 years ago
Zombie Insurance Kit
Do you know someone that has become obsessed with the coming Zombie Apocalypse? They've purchased the Zombie Survival Books, the…
12 years ago
Skull Skeleton Corded Telephone
If you have a goth decorated home or just want something wacky for Halloween this year, check out this Skull…
12 years ago
Pregnant Woman Keychain with Fetus
Fans of fertility, procreation, and gag gifts, have we got the keychain for you. Some people get freaked out by…
12 years ago
LED Rockstar Sunglasses
Sunglasses already make certain people look like rockstars. But if you find that your sunglasses don't really distinguish you from…
12 years ago
Star Wars R2-D2 Phone
R2-D2 can do many things. He can pump out a hologram, fly with rockets, access imperial data by plugging into…
12 years ago
Accordion Pillow
The Accordion Pillow doesn’t make any noise, but you can pretend to produce beautiful music anyway. Use it to add…
12 years ago
Forbidden Knowledge Book
Knowledge is power and the more you have the better you'll be...especially when there is no one else around to…
12 years ago
P.C. (Paper Computer) Novelty Paper Craft Kit
It's fun to make papercraft toys. Many of them end up looking pretty close to the real object that they…
12 years ago
Cardboard Safari Animal Trophies
It's a problem. You really want to be like your buddies and have a deer head in your living room,…
12 years ago
Flamingo Lamp
Pink flamingo lawn ornaments have been around forever, but the Flamingo Lamp is quite a rare find. Similar to My Little Pony,…
12 years ago
Bite Me Steak Branding Iron
We've seen the BBQ Branding Iron that allows the grill master to personalize his/her steaks with pride. And now there's…
12 years ago
Snore Stopper
Is a night of peaceful slumber nothing more than a dream because the person sleeping next to you is busy…
12 years ago
1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible.…
12 years ago