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Emergency Meow Button

There are so many emergencies we have to tend to in life. Luckily, others have come up with solutions to…

Blood Bath Mat

Warning: this Blood Bath Mat is not for the faint-hearted and it's definitely not for those who still live with…

Beer Holding Sweatshirt

After brewing some fruity booze for yourself with the use of the DIY Hooch Kit, you can either drink it…

Emergency Affirmation Button

For people who still need a good cheering up every once and a while, there's the Emergency Yodel Button. But…

Sarcastic Ball

Got a gift for gab? Pride yourself in never running out of sarcastic rebuttals and wisecracks? Then maybe you might…

Inflatable Fire Hydrant

You can't believe it, but there it is, right in front of you: the perfect parking space. Close to your…

Emergency Toilet Paper

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books,…

Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper

Did you just start doing your thing in the bathroom, only to realize that you left the latest issue of…

Alien Toilet Paper

I recently saw Katy Perry's music video to her song E.T., which was a collaborating between her and Kanye West.…

Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser

Getting annoyed at people using your bathroom and not replacing the toilet paper when they finish the whole roll? Getting…

Little Whizzer Peeing Boy Liquor Dispenser

This will probably be the highlight of your party once you display this little fella and have him serve up…

Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls

Remember that pack of Seven Deadly Mustaches that was featured on GeekAlerts earlier, where any man can choose from seven…

Boyfriend Pillow

Valentine's day is still far away. But already, you're finding those lonely nights hard to keep at bay. Things get…

iPlunge Phone Stand

Go back to the days where our plumbing system wasn't as good as it is today and we all needed…

The Kaching Button

Here's another one of those novelty, but not-completely-useful, gadgets that I just want to get my hands on. I'm sure…

Leggings with Chastity Yardstick

What a lot of parents have to deal with when they've got some teenagers, specifically of the female gender, is…

Backwards Clock

Clocks can't get any geekier than this. The Purple Motherboard Pendulum Clock that was previously featured here on GeekAlerts definitely had…

Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl

I think your heart will skip a beat or two the first time you see this bowl, especially if it's…

Bhut Jolokia: The World’s Hottest Pepper

Here's the pepper that is literally the king of all peppers: the Bhut Jolokia which is the World's Hottest Pepper.…

Control Your Woman Remote Controller

Often we hear of men who want to be able to exert more control over their domineering women. Remember that…