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Pooping Bull Candy

If you've got a sweet tooth and love quirky stuff, then you'll definitely want to get the Pooping Bull Candy.…

So Now You’re a Zombie Book

Be honest, how many of you are getting ready for total chaos come December 2012? Well if you are, you…

Mega Brows 3-Pack

There's this guy at my office that has a unibrow. He's a nice guy, and he's pretty popular at the…

I Love You Heart Egg Shaper

Long distance relationships are particularly hard. If you find yourself missing your significant other, then you might want to give…

Dashboard Pole Dancer

Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn't a really serious warning, although…

Underpants Bandages

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on…

Retrovision Glasses

You've probably already heard about that expression that involves mothers and them sometimes having eyes as the back of their…

Instant Villain Disguise Kit

For some reason, an image of Al Pacino just popped right into my head when I first saw this Instant…

Hairbrush for Bald Men

My dad is one of the lucky ones. He's pushing sixty but still has a full head of black hair…

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Human Preserves

What people from some countries consider as delicacies might sound completely gross to those living somewhere else--like Insect Snacks, for…

Rovers Return Pint Glass with Bell

Have you ever watched those old Western movies and ogled at the huge and retro-looking beer mugs that they drink…

2 Faced Vampire Mug

  Vampire fans can now show off their inner vampire with this clever 2 Faced Vampire Mug, which shows off…

Reversible Ties in Blue and Red

Dual-purpose is good. Remember the Breville Radio Toaster Radio? Or the Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher? Aside from toasting up…

Gnarly Teeth Fake Dentures

Here are some awesome fake dentures that will make you look like a dweeb, a vampire, an old man, a…

World’s Largest Underpants

I don't know who it was that invented underpants, but I'm sure glad he or she or they did. I…

Giant Inflatable Afro Wig

I've seen some righteous, freedom-fighting Afro do's before, but they can't hold a candle to this Giant Inflatable Afro Wig. Giant…

Jeff Dunham Achmed Talking Animatronic Doll

The first time I heard about Jeff Dunham was when I was still in my third year at University. When…

Fry Guys T-Shirt

For those who don't foster feelings of hatred towards the golden double arches after viewing the film Super Size Me, feast your eyes on this Fry…

F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers

In class, there are times when geeks have extra bonus points saved up so that once in a while they…

Poop Soap

Imagine seeing a long piece of poop on your kitchen or bathroom sink. Also, imagine the accompanying scream that such…