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Despair, Inc. 2012 Custom Calendar

Everyone’s saying that 2012 will mark the end of the world, but really, we’ve all heard that prediction before. First…

Cheeky Suitcase Stickers

Traveling can be such an annoyance. Long lines, long waits, crowed areas, and unfriendly service people tend to be the…

Ice Ice Baby Ice Cube Tray

You know what's super geeky? Well, first of all these 10 Geeky Ice Cube Trays to Help You Chill have earned…

Bad Chewie Hoodie

We at GeekAlerts love Star Wars, especially things that add a neat twist to the Saga like this Bad Chewie…

Support Cloning T-Shirt

The Support Cloning T-Shirt isn't meant to stir up any moral or ethical issues, rather it is designed to bring…

Bad Attitude Wristbands

By now, I'm sure you've seen just about everyone you know wearing at least one wristband. They started off as…

Star Wars AT-AT Battle Damage T-Shirt

Are you looking for some cool gift ideas this holiday season for that Star Wars fan of yours? How about…

Goodnight iPad

Do you remember Goodnight Moon, the classic book written by Margaret Wise Brown in 1947? I’m sure many of you…

501 Things to do with a Zombie

So you've read the Zombie Survival Guide and So Now You're a Zombie, and it happens to be that you…

Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask

Want to be as powerful as a liger? You're going to need to get some sleep with the help of…

Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser

Really, what could be more appetizing than some oblong-shaped chocolates dispensed via the back end of the Pooping Polar Bear…

Plush Shark Hat

My nephew used to love swimming in the ocean, but after he saw Jaws, he began to insist that we…

Buff Baby Rattle

Since a lot of us want our babies to become meat heads and have a successful career in ultimate fighting, it's…

Bendable Party Mustache

This is probably the nth mustache-related item that I've seen in the past two months. The Seven Deadly Mustaches Costume…

Sasquatch Extremely Large Flask

There's just something about abnormally huge stuff that makes seemingly ordinary things well, extraordinary. (However, an exception to the rule…

Text Speak Mugs

Back when I wasn't as into instant messaging and chatting, (or rather, back when I was still more of a…

Bullsh*t Button Key Chain

If you're the type of person who curses a lot, then you might want to check out the Bullsh*t Button…

Lil Devils Trick of the Day Set

Among my siblings, my mother would always say that I was the naughtiest of all. I was also the reigning…

80s Retro iPhone Case

Remember that big cell phone that brothers Steve and Doug were using in "Night at the Roxbury?" They were brothers? Noooo. Yeeees. Steroidal mobiles were…

TannenBomb Prank Holiday Ornament

The mistletoe has been hung and the wreaths have been put up. The smell of Christmas cookies baking in the…