Funny

Crap Calendars

Sometimes, it's all in your mind. If you think that you're going have a crappy year in 2012, then chances…

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a…

Mistletoe-To-Go

Christmas is a great season for many reasons. You get to feast on delicious food, meet up with family and…

Farting Butt Ornaments

It might be the season to be jolly, but that doesn't mean you can't be funny or quirky. You might…

The Book of Totally Irresponsible Science

Imagine if a book told you that you could turn milk into stone or make a potato gun. Fancy growing…

Inflatable Meatloaf

My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and…

How to Keep Your Husband Apron

Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately…

Tentacle Mustache

A lot of those stick-on mustaches look good from far away, but it's pretty clear that they aren't real when…

Inflatable Turkey

It's crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing…

Batstache

Sometimes, I wonder what Batman would look like if he had a mustache. But more than that, I wonder what…

Hipster Mustache

While the Bendable Party Mustache can be bent every which way you want to in order to create a whole host…

Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers

The holidays are here and that means three things: large crowds, large amounts of food, and large amounts of gas.…

Cthulhu as a Teenager

We all have to start somewhere and it would be nice to imagine that even H.P. Lovecraft's Elder God, sci-fi…

Emergency Bowtie

Hey ladies this one’s for you. Do you have a boyfriend that forgets to get you flowers, never cleans up,…

Breakup Recovery Kit

Breakups are tough, especially if you're the one getting dumped. But life goes on and your friends will always be…

Cat-In-A-Can Inflatable Feline

Everything's instant these days. Need a globe for Geography class? Just pump some air into the Whole World in a…

Pass the Pigs Pig Party Edition Game

So picture this: you're at a boring party, the guests look like they can't wait to leave, and even the…

Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I'm sure many of you feel the same.…

Star Trek Book of Opposites

Geek parents can't help but pass their cultured wisdom onto their younglings. Sesame Street does a fine job of teaching kids about opposites,…

Zombie Family Car Stickers

I'm sure you have all seen the soccer mom driving her monster SUV around with the family stickers on the…