Novelty

Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Do you love a little pain with your peanut butter? If so, the Instant Regret Peanut Butter has more than…

Bubble Wrap Suit

If you are making a B Movie or just want to start a new fashion trend, try this awesomely geeky…

Bubble Wrap Tie

No one can resist popping the bubbles on bubble wrap. It's a great way to cure your boredom. And now,…

He-Man She-Ra Christmas Faux Sweater

I hope you’re getting ready for this year’s Christmas festivities with an appropriate sweater. GeekAlerts has shown you several just…

Mayan Countdown Clock

Forget about Christmas because this December brings something extra special - the end of the world!!! The Mayan Countdown Clock…

How To Swear Around The World Phrasebook

If you plan on visiting a foreign country then you best learn the important phrases, like all the swear words...Just…

Lollyphile Alcohol Flavored Lollipops

If you're looking to excite your taste buds with alcohol without actually indulging in the liquid spirits, the Lollyphile Alcohol…

Karakuri Neck Charm

If you or someone you know has unsightly neck wrinkles, then you need the Karakuri Neck Charm. This little miracle…

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

We're always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty…

Giant Microbes Primordial Putties

The best way to scare off your hypochondriac friends is to introduce them to a slimy, gooey specimen of a…

Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow

It's starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head…

26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python

GeekAlerts isn't a stranger to big things, especially when it comes to gummy candy. We've shown you the Giant Party…

12 Pack Beer Can Holster

When a Single Beer Holster, Six Pack Beer Belt and Wine Rack Flask-Bra won't do, try on the 12 Pack…

What Happened? Bandages

It would be nice if bandages were more descriptive and actually told people how you got hurt, instead of just…

Instant Regret Chocolate Bar

If you're trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is…

Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set

Scare the bones off of trick or treaters this year with this frightening Ghost with Tombstone Novelty Light Set. Ghosts…

Really Huge Pen

You can't judge a letter by the size of the pen that it was written with, but that shouldn't stop…

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try.…

Evil Fake Wine Bottle Labels

Wine labels are boring so why not cover them up with something that will scare your guests? These Evil Fake…

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

Have some bath time fun with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug. Not only will it plug your drain, it will…