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Sky Planter Upside-Down Plant Pot

Do you feel as if you'd more easily thrive in a Dr. Seuss-type world, where everything's upside-down and topsy-turvy? Maybe plants do too. One way to…

Treasure Seeker’s Sandals

You can embrace your geek-hood by wearing Sock Sandals, or, an alternative choice to geek fashion footwear could be these comfy Treasure Seeker's Sandals.…

Toxic Pop-Up Laundry Basket

Are your dirty clothes so raunchy that they could be mistaken for biohazard? Maybe they need to be safely contained in the…

Take a Break Emergency Food Tin

There are certain times in the day where humans are prone to snacking. During these brief periods, it always helps…

Western Spaghetti Measurer

If you've ever wondered if there was an easier way to measure pasta servings without going over or under the…

Worktop Saver Tomato Vinyl Chopping Board

Want to freak out someone who's big-time into vinyl records? Start chopping up veggies on top of this Worktop Saver…

Pac-Man Apron

If you thought Pac-Man was only good at devouring ghosts and fruits, think again. He's also a pro at troubleshooting in the kitchen.…

LEGO Man Aviator Lunch Bag

Back in the Top Gun days, Maverick and Goose looked pretty hot in their Ray-Ban aviator shades and crew-cuts. But…

ILA Sport Pedometer and Personal Safety Alarm

Times have sure changed, and the world isn't as safe as it used to be. It helps to bring around…

Emergency Mustaches

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people…

Nikko VaporizR Amphibious R/C Car

If you're looking for a remote control car that is capable of doing some serious off-roading, look no further than the Nikki…

Disco Ball Mug

The best part of waking up is having a disco cup. If you are anti-mornings, then you probably go to great…

Owl Lip Balm Set

We love creatures of all types at GeekAlerts. We love dogs, fish, cats, lizards, snakes, bugs, Domos, Twitter birds and…

Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster

Toasted sandwiches are the best, but they're so much better when you can share them with your buddy. With the Wallace and…

Red Heart Mouse

The month of hearts is fast approaching. If you're head over heels and crazy in love, I'm guessing you've already…

Red Tuxedo Morphsuit

If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip…

Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to…

Voodoo Ex-lover Dolls

Feeling rejected by your ex lover? Need to vent? It's only natural when you feel jilted. Try one of these…

Pink Catillac Cat Play House

Most cats aren't really crazy about car rides, but that's because they've never set foot in a Pink Catillac Cat Play House. Pink Catillac Cat…

Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend

So you've had some pretty tough luck in the dating world, but still won't allow yourself to be dateless on Valentine's…