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Conversation Hearts Tea Lights

Just when you think you’re totally done stuffing your face with holiday candy and chocolates, up creeps the month of…

Gold Bar Doorstop

There probably isn't a fancier doorstop than the lustrous Gold Bar Doorstop. It might even impress the likes of Donald Trump.…

80s Retro iPhone Case

Remember that big cell phone that brothers Steve and Doug were using in "Night at the Roxbury?" They were brothers? Noooo. Yeeees. Steroidal mobiles were…

Glugg Fire Extinguisher Water Bottle

Ever notice how some Thai restos don't give you nearly enough water to put out the fires that burn in your…

Lunchman Sandwich Box

Remember how cool you were when you first stepped out of the house with your very own Sony Walkman turned up to full blast?…

Lord Voldemort Room Alarm

Are you tired of serial trespassers infringing upon your territory? Send them a clear message straight from the mouth of…

Man Bowl

I recently got myself the most adorable Shih Tzu puppy in the whole world. She's a feisty pup and a…

Giant Inflatable Afro Wig

I've seen some righteous, freedom-fighting Afro do's before, but they can't hold a candle to this Giant Inflatable Afro Wig. Giant…

Halloween Morphsuits

You've seen Morphsuits before, right? They're the unitards that literally cover you from head to toe. If you're still fishing…

Absinthe Gumballs

To have a taste of the fabled spirit absinthe, popular in some European countries, you don't have to search far. Absinthe Gumballs…

Wind-Up Racing Grannies

Nothing's gonna hold back these determined speedster grannies on walkers. Hold onto your dentures 'cause the Wind-Up Racing Grannies are…

iPod/iPhone Turntable

Where it's at! I got one turntable and an iPhone. The sound of LPs on a turntable can't be beat,…

Bandage Oven Gloves

Have you burned your hands lately? If you somehow misplaced your Pacman Oven Mitts or dropped your Cool Fingers Microwave…

Diablo Sandwich Toaster

Cold sandwiches are delicious, but when sandwiches get toasted and the cheese inside melts and turns all gooey, sandwiches magically turn into…

i-Disk Bulletproof USB Flash Drive

Looking for that ultra tough USB flash drive to protect your vital information.  The i-Disk Bulletproof USB Flash Drive is…

Flattened Man Bookmark

His name was Mark. Book-mark. I say was, because look at him. He has met an untimely end as he…

Googly Eyes Clock

The Googly Eyes Clock looks like an adorable pair of googly eyes, but is actually a clock. People end up…

Scratch ‘N Scroll Mousepad/Notepad with Stylus

Even in this high tech day and age, we still find ourselves needing to jot things down on paper right…

Record Coasters

There's just something stylish and nostalgic about the look of records. For all you vinyl lovers out there, this set of…

Neon LED Guru Watch

What do you want to be a guru of? It might not pack Bluetooth like the sWaP Cell Phone Watch…