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Salt Made from Tears Seasoning

Make your food taste better and freak people out in the process with Hoxton's new range of Salt Made from Tears…

Official Leprechaun Facial Fuzz

Hooray, St. Patrick's Day is coming up this weekend! Time to have a couple pints of cold, green beer. If…

Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you're thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go…

Super-sized David Garden Sculpture

One up over your neighbors by displaying this Super-sized David Garden Sculpture on your garden instead of the usual, fit…

Emergency Mustaches

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people…

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident…

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

I admit that if I lived alone, I could easily become a crazy cat lady. What's wrong with having a bunch…

Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice Putter

You've heard of Putt Putt golf, but chances are you don't know Butt Putt Golf. Butt Putt Golf Farting Practice…

Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong T-Shirt

If you are like most of us, then you are always looking to add a new t-shirt to your collection.…

Squirrel Mask

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to…

Scalp Squid Head Massager

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained…

I Am Not A Doormat

Some people wear statement shirts to say something about their personality that they can't really say outright. Others use pictures…

Nerds Make the Best Lovers T-Shirt

T-shirts are a quick and easy way to make a statement. You can show your love for things like Star…

Outhouse Shaped Salt and Pepper Shakers

Outhouses are no laughing matter when you have to go in them. They're even worse when a bear has been spotted next to them and you…

Propia Hige Japanese Fake Beard

If you don't have the genes for it, then you'll probably have a hard time growing out your own beard.…

Toilet Kool Koozie

When dogs are left alone, they have a tendency to drink out of the toilet. Now humans are getting into…

The Perfect Date Package

Valentine’s Day is coming. It's the one day of the year that single feel the most pressure when it comes…

Go Away Doormat

Tired of solicitors ringing your doorbell at random hours of the day? Wary of friends or relatives who crash your…

Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to…

Vulgar Pen Package

If there's someone you hate at the office, then this is the perfect gift to get them: the Vulgar Pen…