Novelty

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a…

Mistletoe-To-Go

Christmas is a great season for many reasons. You get to feast on delicious food, meet up with family and…

Farting Butt Ornaments

It might be the season to be jolly, but that doesn't mean you can't be funny or quirky. You might…

Breakfast Dental Floss

So you just had waffles for breakfast, and are now flossing with some Bacon Floss. You might want to savor…

TV Dinner Magnet

Remember when the TV dinner first came out? You had to pierce holes in one compartment and roll back the…

Giant Christmas Tree Hat

You can literally take Christmas with you, wherever you go, by putting on this Giant Christmas Tree Hat. It won't…

Inflatable Meatloaf

My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and…

Gold Bar Doorstop

There probably isn't a fancier doorstop than the lustrous Gold Bar Doorstop. It might even impress the likes of Donald Trump.…

Fruitcake Mints

'Tis the season to be jolly! Add a bit of holiday cheer, even with the mints you pop into your…

How to Keep Your Husband Apron

Although it kind of seems like there are more women compared to men, the female to male ratio is approximately…

Cheeseburger Phone

If you’re the type who goes looking for food late at night, then the Cheeseburger Phone won’t be a good…

Periodic Table of Swearing Fridge Magnet Set

Warning: keep the Periodic Table of Swearing Fridge Magnet Set away from your children. It might look like a harmless…

Minor Miracle Coffee Mug

You might have encountered some surprise in the middle of finishing up that morning cup of coffee with the Octopus…

Zombie Back Scratcher

These Zombie Back Scratchers make me think of those scenes in horror flicks where a zombie or some sort of…

Jumbo Novelty Mustache

My nephew has developed this sudden interest which has turned into a bit of an obsession lately with mustaches. His…

Inflatable Turkey

It's crazy what people can inflate these days. While you can get some sort of instant gratification by just flowing…

Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers

The holidays are here and that means three things: large crowds, large amounts of food, and large amounts of gas.…

iBoobies iPhone 4 Case

Not all gifts are for kids, but some novelty items are just too funny to pass up. The iBoobies iPhone…

Zombie Survival Kit

Zombies are invading computer games, comic books, television shows, movie theaters near you, and maybe they'll soon invade your front…

Introductory Calculus For Infants

If you are old enough to read this, then you are old enough to have a story about how things…