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Human Pet House – Sleep Like a Cat

Have you always dreamed of being a cat? Well, now is your chance to try sleeping like one. The Human…

Armageddon It! Kim Jong-un and Trump Pencil Erasers

Apparently the makers of these Armageddon It! Kim Jong-un and Trump Pencil Erasers think the end is near...Others would argue…

World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar

GeekAlerts has shown you some spicy foods in the past, but the World's Hottest Chocolate Bar might be at the…

Upside Down Wine Glass

Why turn a frown upside down when you can turn your wine upside down with the Upside Down Wine Glass?…

Canned Yeti Meat

Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned…

Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt

The Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt reminds me of a favorite Jurassic Park quote - they were so preoccupied with whether…

Boba Keiko Statue

The Boba Keiko Statue is the Star Wars/Mickey Mouse/Angry Birds/Naked Girl mash-up you never knew you always wanted... or something…

Inflatable Brick Cellphone

Bring back the 80s with the Inflatable Brick Cellphone and relive the 'good old days,' when losing track of your…

Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Gift Wrap

Meat. It's delicious. It should be a part of every celebration. Now it can be thanks to this fun Meat…

Santaur Ornament

Who needs reindeer to pull a sleigh when you're part horse? Who needs to try to be unique with their…

Madame de Ackbar Art Print

Trust me, you do NOT want to know what Admiral Ackbar does when he's not helping the Rebel Alliance, but…

Welcome to the Internet Art Print

Cats rule the web and the Welcome to the Internet Art Print introduces you to the frisky feline that rules…

Bacon Tape

Bacon makes everything better. Why not use bacon strips as tape? This Bacon Tape will let you do just that.…

Extra Shot Coffee Mug

Do you like your coffee with a little something extra? Of course you do. The Extra Shot Coffee Mug will…

Poo Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

Sometimes you leave a stink so bad that you need to mask it with another scent. Either that or let…

Modest Urn

We are all going to die. It's the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to…

Dinosaur Poop Dig

A Dinosaur Poop Dig sounds disgusting, but it is actually pretty fun. You can excavate your very own coprolite, which…

Douchebag Gum

This Douchebag Gum is the gum of choice for douchebags. If you know a d-bag or are one, freshen up…

Nicolas Cage Adventure Set

Nothing to plug in. No batteries to replace. Tons of fun whether you love the guy or hate him. The…

Shakespeare Insult Wallet

Thou has not so much brain as ear wax. Well, there's something to make you re-think spending your hard-earned money…