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Hellboy Mug

You ever have one of those days where you feel like nothing is going right, your boss crawling all over…

Sushi Stapler

Sushi buffs who only work a desk job to support their expensive sushi consumption habit will want to procure this Sushi Stapler.…

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Everyone needs a wallet; even those of us short on cash. The Nintendo Controller Wallet is the perfect gift for…

Cupcake Mug

With winter creeping in on so many of us, now is the time to get on that sofa, bundle up,…

Burger Coasters

That looks like a mighty tasty burger. But wait, you have company coming over. You had better disassemble it so…

Complaint Department Grenade Mug

People who say Mondays are rough don’t fully appreciate how tough the other 6 days of the week can be.…

Food Fighters Army Men Party Picks

The next time you have a party, march these little soldiers to your food and stick them on to give…

Marbled Bacon Soap

We've seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to…

Zombie Paperweight

Hey small business owners, do your part and give someone a job. Hire this Zombie Paperweight to keep guard of…

Space Alien Alarm Clock

Alarm clocks are necessary, but very much annoying. How many times have you been in a deep sleep, dreaming about…

Star Wars C-3PO Christmas Light Set

I know the serious Christmas shopping doesn't start until after Thanksgiving and most people don't get their trees until the…

Hamburger Knit Half Mask

GeekAlerts has shown some pretty cool Hamburger stuff lately (Hamburger Bed & Hamburger Chair); so I thought this Hamburger Knit…

Narwhal Finger Puppets

If the Pickle Fingers tickled you silly, then the Narwhal Finger Puppets will surely be good for a poke or…

Hello Kitty Light Set

I'm sure that you've noticed by now that Hello Kitty has her face on just about everything. You just can't…

Darth Vader Silicone Ice Tray

Allow the dark side to chill your drinks with this Darth Vader Silicone Ice Tray. Normally Vader isn't so nice…

50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

Normally when you open a bottle with a bullet, all you get is an explosion and wasted beer. It's better…

Octopus Mug

You've seen the Shark Mug; now do battle with the Octopus Mug. This 10 oz ceramic mug is great for…

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

The most common (and most used) act on magic shows is the sharp knife act. You know how these things…

Yoda Santa Hat

We wish you an early very Jedi Christmas and what better way to celebrate then with this Yoda Santa Hat.…

How To Speak Zombie

Halloween is coming up, and if you're thinking about dressing up as a zombie this year, then you definitely need…