You ever have one of those days where you feel like nothing is going right, your boss crawling all over your back about some pointless project, your coworkers are pretty much useless, and you can’t even catch the simplest of breaks? Well relax, pull out […]
Sushi buffs who only work a desk job to support their expensive sushi consumption habit will want to procure this Sushi Stapler. Sushi Stapler Yes, regular stapler shaped like your favorite sushi! Uses #10 staples (included) Size: 3″ x 1″ x 1-1/2″ (7.5 cm x 2.5 cm […]
Everyone needs a wallet; even those of us short on cash. The Nintendo Controller Wallet is the perfect gift for adults and kids alike. Most of us grew up playing Zelda and Mario Brothers and still enjoy those classic on titles the Nintendo Wii system…I […]
With winter creeping in on so many of us, now is the time to get on that sofa, bundle up, and enjoy some sweets while you drink a nice warm cup of hot chocolate in your Cupcake Mug. Stop worrying about your “six pack” (yeah […]
That looks like a mighty tasty burger. But wait, you have company coming over. You had better disassemble it so that your guests can put their drinks down without harming your furniture. A tomato here, some lettuce there. Burger Coasters to the rescue. A bun, […]
People who say Mondays are rough don’t fully appreciate how tough the other 6 days of the week can be. No matter what day it is, what time it is, or how many fires need to be put out, you’re always going to have deal […]
The next time you have a party, march these little soldiers to your food and stick them on to give your guests a good laugh. Food Fighters Army Men Party Picks will guard the perimeter and make sure that your guests take only their fair […]
We’ve seen bacon soap before on GeekAlerts, but the Marbled Bacon Soap takes a less radical approach to appealing to bacon-lovers. It may not be shaped like our favorite breakfast lunch and dinner, but it will have your bathroom smelling like bacon in no time. […]
Hey small business owners, do your part and give someone a job. Hire this Zombie Paperweight to keep guard of all your precious office documents. Since he has no arms or legs, I’m sure you’ll find him quite accommodating; just don’t put your fingers too […]
Alarm clocks are necessary, but very much annoying. How many times have you been in a deep sleep, dreaming about something you probably want to keep to yourself, when BAM, the alarm starts blaring and la la land is gone. Time to wake up and […]
I know the serious Christmas shopping doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving and most people don’t get their trees until the first week of December, but sometimes you have to act fast. With something as cool as the Star Wars C-3PO Christmas Light Set, you might […]
GeekAlerts has shown some pretty cool Hamburger stuff lately (Hamburger Bed & Hamburger Chair); so I thought this Hamburger Knit Half Mask would add nicely to that duo. The mask is meant to be worn similar to the way Dumb Donald wore his pink hat […]
If the Pickle Fingers tickled you silly, then the Narwhal Finger Puppets will surely be good for a poke or two. These 3-3/4″ soft rubber finger puppets have a contagious smile and a pointy horn, which makes for a handy food pick or a sharp […]
I’m sure that you’ve noticed by now that Hello Kitty has her face on just about everything. You just can’t stop the kitty. Now you can get this Hello Kitty Light Set to decorate your Christmas tree this year or just hang them wherever you […]
Allow the dark side to chill your drinks with this Darth Vader Silicone Ice Tray. Normally Vader isn’t so nice as to chill your drink. He’s more likely to use the force to throw it out of your hand, but in this case he’s doing […]
Normally when you open a bottle with a bullet, all you get is an explosion and wasted beer. It’s better to open it with just the bullet, when you take the gun out of the equation. And so the 50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener was […]
You’ve seen the Shark Mug; now do battle with the Octopus Mug. This 10 oz ceramic mug is great for office pranks and getting back at your significant other for something they did or didn’t do. Just fill it with their favorite drink and let […]
The most common (and most used) act on magic shows is the sharp knife act. You know how these things go: the magician asks for a random volunteer from the audience, locks him or her up in a wooden box, and starts to pierce sharp […]
We wish you an early very Jedi Christmas and what better way to celebrate then with this Yoda Santa Hat. It turns you into a pointy-eared Jedi Santa. This is what Christmas on Dagobah looks like. It’s made from plush material and is perfect for […]
Halloween is coming up, and if you’re thinking about dressing up as a zombie this year, then you definitely need to add this volume to your library: How To Speak Zombie. I mean, if you’ve already geared up with the Plush Zombie Hat, Plush Zombie Slippers, and […]
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