Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste
Move along. There's nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless…
11 years ago
Mcphee
Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages
You shouldn't monkey around when it comes to bandages, but if you must, get these cool Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages.…
11 years ago
Savory Bacon Sticks
If only bacon came in sticks. That would certainly make it easier to eat. Less greasy too. Well, they do…
11 years ago
Gravy Candy
The only thing that comes close to bacon is gravy. Gravy is awesome on everything. Especially at Thanksgiving dinner. Now…
11 years ago
Anime Eyes Sleep Mask
Some people think the Anime look is cute but you have to admit there's something really creepy about eyes being…
11 years ago
Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they've been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is…
11 years ago
Unicorn Bandages
Heal your boo-boos with the mythical power of the Unicorn. These Unicorn Bandages will look good and likely heal you…
11 years ago
Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon
We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren't eating the real stuff, we want…
11 years ago
Pigeon Mask
You've got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to…
11 years ago
Lab Flask Shot Glass
The next time you pour a drink, drink up like a mad scientist and use this Lab Flask Shot Glass.…
11 years ago
Ear Buddies Ear Buds
These Ear Buddies Ear Buds are the perfect music accessory. Four ears are better than two after all. These stereo…
11 years ago
Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers
Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast…
11 years ago
Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting
In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains…
11 years ago
Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes
No Christmas tree is complete without a few items that will make your grandma cringe. Add the Giant Christmas Tree…
11 years ago
Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
We're always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty…
11 years ago
Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don't want to…
11 years ago
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join…
11 years ago
Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect...…
12 years ago
Pickle Candy Canes
Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise…
12 years ago
Avenging Narwhal
Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for…
12 years ago