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Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy

Let this 8" Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy be a warning to all you big eaters this Thanksgiving...Eat too…

Full Bacon Suit

You probably realized your wardrobe was severely lacking when Lady Gaga wore her meat dress, making you wonder if there…

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join…

Dota2 Inflatable Donkey

Warcraft fans stand up and let everyone know that you want an inflatable donkey...relax, it's okay, it's the Dota2 Inflatable…

Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons

My boss told me I didn't have enough flair. Apparently, I need 37 pieces of flair to match my brown-nosing…

Magnum Pi T-Shirt

Not everyone can grow a perfect mustache, drive a Ferrari and have hot women chasing them like Tom Selleck, aka…

You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer

The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself…

Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt

Raise your hand if you love Star Wars! Now raise you other hand...oh, wait. This Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt…

Creature Attack Bandages

Life can throw a lot of stuff at you and some of that stuff will wound you to the point…

The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few…

Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book

Twilight has a huge number of die-hard fans as well as a huge number of haters. It is strange to…

I Heart Pho King T-Shirt

If you've never had Phở before, you really need to try this delicious Vietnamese noodle soup. Although it is most…

Fashionista Christmas Tree

If your full-figured, triangular Christmas tree were to go on a diet, it might look like this Fashionista Christmas Tree.…

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect...…

Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt

We've shown you a Deluxe Tuxedo T-Shirt with Gold Tie and even a full-body Red Tuxedo Morphsuit, but the Gangnam Style…

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves you and has your best interests in mind, but it's all…

The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book

Have you read the entire Hunger Games trilogy and watched the first movie, but you're still hungering for more? The next…

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for…

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I'm not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing…

Black Plush Mustache Mask

All good superheroes have a mask...some are just much cooler than others. Slide on Black Plush Mustache Mask and you'll…