Obol - The Original Crispy Bowl
Design

The Original Crispy Bowl

September 26, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

Do you like your cereal crispy in the morning? Want to keep the crackers from getting soggy in the soup? Then gobble everything up within ten minutes of preparing or just get the Original Crispy Bowl so you can finish your breakfast or soup leisurely. […]

Crazy Calculator
Gadgets

Crazy Calculator

September 26, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 1

When you’re number crunching with a calculator, trying to figure out what the damage is after splurging on a big vacation to Disney or after purchasing too many gizmos seen on GeekAlerts, it’s usually no laughing matter. That’s why some wise guy has invented a calculator […]

Bacon Lip Balm
Style

Bacon Lip Balm

September 25, 2011 James Kelly 0

This almost makes too much sense.  They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli.  I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]

Magic Cold Plate
Design

Magic Cold Plate

September 25, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

Here in Canada, we tend to get excited when our ice cream starts melting. But for people in warmer climates, you’ve probably wondered if there was some clever way to prolong the freeze life of your ice cream, other than sticking it back in the freezer. […]

Twilight Maternity Shirt
Style

Twilight Maternity Shirt

September 25, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 1

As many of you already know, the fourth installment of the Twilight saga titled Breaking Dawn is set to hit theaters on November 18. Some of you might’ve already gone as far as to pre-order tickets. But do you have any special Twilight gear to wear to […]

USB Drip LED Lights
Gadgets

USB Drip LED Light

September 25, 2011 James Kelly 1

Do you have any friends or family in the medical field? Or do you just like medicine and hospital settings? (Honesty, it would be kind of strange if you answered yes to the latter question.) Maybe you just want to have a unique USB light […]

Sizzling Bacon Candles
Design

Sizzling Bacon Candle

September 24, 2011 James Kelly 0

For bacon lovers everywhere, this product will drive you crazy as it overloads your senses with the smell of bacon. The Sizzling Bacon Candle allows you to enjoy that fresh bacon smell whenever you please; not just when you wake up in the morning.  With […]

Vinyl CDs
Design

Vinyl CDs

September 24, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

Pictures can be deceiving. If you took one look at the photo above, then you might think these are actually legit vinyl records, albeit with some pretty fake-looking labels. However, unlike the Real Vinyl Bowl and the Recycled Record Bookends, these Vinyl CDs aren’t really […]

Countdown Clock
Gadgets

Countdown Clock

September 24, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

If you need some help to count down important days, you can depend on these trusty clocks to let you know when the day has arrived. Count down to the end of the world with the End of the World Countdown Clock (just kidding, I hope […]

50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes
Toys

50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes

September 24, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

I remember writing some entertainment web news a while back, when Brad Pitt was growing a mustache for his role in the Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. He said some prophecy to the effect of bringing the mustache back in style. Back then I was like, “Yeah, right. […]

Star Wars Chess
Toys

Star Wars Chess Set

September 24, 2011 James Kelly 6

I bet a lot of GeekAlert fans are chess players; and if you’re not, I got something that may change your mind. The Star Wars Chess Set from Gentle Giant is due to be released around April 2012 and it has all the makings of […]

Asses of Evil Toilet Paper
Design

Asses of Evil Toilet Paper

September 23, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your […]

Spineless Classics Poster
Books

Spineless Classics Poster

September 23, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

While geeks would consider That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore – A Zombie Tale a fitting book for kids (just for some, anyway) and A Girl’s Guide to Dating a Geek Book something that all women should read, they probably won’t make the cut to be […]

Keytars Key Covers
Design

Keytars Key Covers

September 21, 2011 Patra Beaulieu 0

Rock Stars don’t have time to be fumbling for their keys, especially when they’re on route to their next gig. That’s why they’ll save time and frustration with Keytars Key Covers.

SOLE SOX
Style

Sole Sox

September 21, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

At first glance, the Sole Sox might seem like novelty socks that give you (fake) temporary X-ray vision by showing you the bones and muscles beneath the skin on your calves and feet. But take a closer look and you’ll see that it’s more than […]

Steampunk Wrist Monocular
Style

Steampunk Wrist Monocular

September 20, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

There’s just something about steampunk that just totally grabs my eye. Maybe it’s the cool, offbeat designs, or the out-of-this-world way they portray seemingly ordinary objects. I mean, just take a look at this Steampunk Robot and the Gears of Time Wall Clock. And there’s […]

Writer's Block
Design

Writer’s Block

September 20, 2011 Hazel Chua 0

At a loss for words? Got writer’s block? Don’t blow your top and definitely don’t panic, because it happens even to the best of the lot. There’s no quick fix to get some inspiration flowing stat, but what you can do is relax, set your […]

FRENCH FRY LIP BALM
Style

French Fry Lip Balm

September 19, 2011 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you Spam Lip Glaze and Soda Flavored Lip Balms in the past; so you had to know something new was coming.  Treat your lips to the salty goodness of your favorite golden arches treat with the French Fry Lip Balm.  This lip […]

The Pirate Ship Playhouse
Toys

The Pirate Ship Playhouse

September 19, 2011 James Kelly 0

I think at one point or another in our lives, we all wanted to be pirates sailing the open seas, looking for bounty, and taking whatever we wanted.  Sadly, most of us had to give up those dreams (I think Jack Sparrow is still out […]