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Creepy Pig Mask

Looking to pull a great practical joke? Why not wear this Creepy Pig Mask and scare the pants off of…

Screaming Panic Button

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I'd go…

Anatomically-Correct Heart Lollipop

The generic heart shapes we're used to seeing look nothing like the ones in our bodies. But leave it to the Heart…

Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

Some sandwiches are so terrible, or so stale that they should have crime scene tape wrapped around them. Which of…

World’s Largest Coffee Cup

I love my morning cup of coffee and probably won't be able to last a day without downing at least…

The Guild Codex Staff Necklace

Fans of the web series The Guild will love this The Guild Codex Staff Necklace. Don't know what The Guild…

Squirrel Coffee Cup

Show those squirrels by your window some love by serving them up with a cup of coffee (although I think…

Novelty Ear Guards

I watched this creepy, sci-fi movie late last night where mutant cockroaches would crawl up your back and creep into…

Toast Air Freshener

I love the smell of fresh toast in the mornings. It just reminds me of those morning where I used…

Buttered Popcorn Air Freshener

True story: When I saw this picture of the Buttered Popcorn - Air Freshener, I left my laptop for a…

Puffy Mustache Stickers

You might already have a fully-grown mustache on your face or are attempting to grow one. Or maybe you decided…

Tentacle Inflatable Arm

Blasted barnacles! What's this humongous thing where my arm used to be? I might be more than just a little…

Bacon Pennant

Come out of the closet and show everyone what team you're on with the Bacon Pennant. You've seen the plush…

Roast Beef Bubble Gum

So you're back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can't get the taste…

Franks & Beans Bubble Gum

In the mood for some franks and beans? Well, the ones you'll find inside this tin of Franks & Beans…

Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball

Sometimes, you don't need someone or something to tell you the answers. After all, the right ones usually come after…

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Ever see a squirrel go past your window and think that it might do them good to cover up a…

Nacho Cheese Flavored Mints

People pop mints into their mouths because they want to freshen up their breath, maybe with hints of peppermint or…

Inflatable Meatloaf

My mom serves up some lean meatloaf at our annual Christmas gathering. I find myself missing her cooking sometimes, and…

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans

Even though gadgets like the Catamount Microwave Popcorn Popper and Retro Popcorn Maker already exist, sometimes you might feel too lazy to…