Hand Sanitizer

You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer

The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself…

Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer

Protect yourself from dangerous germs with the new Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer. It is a real and effective hand sanitizer…

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

We've already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you…

Secret Agent Hand Sanitizer

The Secret Agent Hand Sanitizer, despite what you might expect, doesn't explode.  It also doesn't attract females, since you're not…

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

Do your hands smell like meat? Do you want them to? Oddly enough, some of you out there are saying…

Ew Hand Sanitizer

Gross. Yucky. Ew. Yep, that sums up germs. You'll want a good hand sanitizer if you are worried about cleanliness.…