Money Toilet Paper
Design

Money Toilet Paper

If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, […]

I'm a Man Beard
Style

I’m a Man Beard

Beards have been known to change people completely. Look at how that bushy beard transformed Joaquin Phoenix into a major punk when he was a guest on Letterman a couple years ago. If you’re looking for a drastic change, maybe the I’m a Man Beard is the one to try […]

Radio Controlled Rat
Toys

Radio Controlled Rat

One thing that will almost automatically freak most women out (me included) are rats. The only thing freakier is a particularly huge one with a scarily fierce face that’s headed straight towards you, which is something you can do with the Radio Controlled Rat. The […]

Poop Soap
Design

Poop Soap

Imagine seeing a long piece of poop on your kitchen or bathroom sink. Also, imagine the accompanying scream that such sight will illicit because the Poop Soap doesn’t paint a pretty sight. In fact, it’s downright disgusting and I have no idea who would want […]

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Design

Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper

We’ve seen a lot of quirky toilet papers lately. There was the Alien Toilet Paper which is enough to give most people the creeps while doing their business. Then there was the Maze Puzzle Novelty Toilet Paper which will provide you with some in-toilet-seat entertainment […]

Shakespearean Insult Gum
Food

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Now here’s some gum served up with a twist. Have you ever had the urge to throw an insult or ridicule somebody while you’re chewing gum? Do you like Shakespeare and have a passion to quote him, especially in times of boredom? Then what you […]

Prank Foaming Lighter
Toys

Prank Foaming Lighter

My grandfather passed away from lung cancer, and we’ve all always blamed it on his addictive smoking habits. If you’ve got a close friend, dad, or other relative who can’t seem to leave his smoking habits behind, then the Prank Foaming Lighter might help convince him […]

Undercap
Style

Undercap

You know those cartoons that show characters giving one another wedgies and pulling the other one’s underwear over their heads? I’m not sure that’s even possible (unless the person you’re trying to give a wedgie to has extremely huge and elastic underpants), but you could […]

Instant Underpants
Style

Instant Underpants

When you find yourself in a stinky sticky situation, the first thing you must do is not panic. It doesn’t matter anymore how you got your underpants wet (or worse, how you soiled them.) The thing to do right now is find a solution. If […]

Instant Snow
Toys

Instant Snow

In areas of the world that doesn’t get snow when winter comes, the Instant Snow steps up to the plate to come to the rescue. I don’t think you can exactly use this to build a snowman (unless you plan to really splurge and buy […]

Money Printing Kit
Toys

Money Printing Kit

A fun way to get your child’s imagination moving is by working on DIY or craft projects together. While the Money Printing Kit isn’t something that requires a whole lot of assembly or gluing some wooden or metal parts together, it will provide you and […]

Humping USB Dog
Gadgets

Humping USB Dog

Warning: this Humping USB Dog is for folks who are eighteen years old and above, so if you’re still underage, then I suggest you mosey on along to something like the Statue of Liberty USB Drive or the Panda USB Drive. At least those can […]

Doggie Doo Board Game
Toys

Doggie Doo Game

The Doggie Doo Game is exactly what it sounds like. I’m not sure you can call it a game at all. It’s all about feeding the dog and then making him…do his doo. Roll the dice and take turns feeding the dog biscuits, which are […]

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Food

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

Butcher's Apron
Style

Butcher’s Apron

Here is a good item for a practical joke that is also practical. Invite your friends to dinner and when they arrive, greet them while wearing the Butcher’s Apron. They will think you killed the meal yourself. Chances are they will freak out and leave, […]