UNREAL Candy
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UNREAL Candy

Most of us love the taste of junk food, especially candy that you can get just about anywhere at any time. It’s relatively inexpensive and hits the spot. But what many candy companies have done is cut corners by lacing candy with all sorts of […]

Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum
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Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum

Unicorns might be mythical and magical but they still have to go #2 every now and then, and that magical moment has been captured with Unicorn Poop Bubble Gum. There are all kinds of poop-themed goodies out there, like the Pooping Polar Bear Candy Dispenser […]

Sushi Body Parts Gummy Candy
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Sushi Body Parts Gummy Candy

While some people are repulsed by the thought of sushi, raw fish is pretty tame by zombie standards. Fortunately, the Sushi Body Parts Gummy Candy adds a ghastly twist for fans of the undead, and you don’t have to worry about anyone looking at you […]

Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollypops
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Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollipops

Most people fall into either the sweet tooth or salty tooth categories, just like one will more likely side with the Democrats or the Republicans. But the outliers, the spicy tooth peeps (I guess they’re comparable to the Liberal party), often get overlooked. The Sriracha Rooster […]

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Pac-Man Arcade Cabinet Candy

Need a boost? Some sort of power pellet that supercharges you and turns ghosts blue? Well, sadly this Pac-Man Arcade Cabinet Candy won’t do that, but they will taste delicious and they even come in a retro game machine. That’s right. The tin is shaped […]

1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
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1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix

The 1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix is the greatest way to relive the last decade of the century. Nirvana? Not edible. Skittles? Edible. Therefore, Skittles are a more fun way to relive the decade.  You get tons of great candy to look at and then eat, […]

Candy Building Bricks
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Candy Building Bricks

Building bricks are fun. Especially LEGO. Candy is good too. When you combine these two things you have an instant winning toy combination. Candy Building Bricks are candies that you can eat and play with. This is candy loosely modeled after and shaped like LEGO […]

Chocolate Skulls
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Chocolate Skulls

What happens when chocolate looks so awesome you hate to eat it? It’s a difficult dilemma but something as wickedly cool as Chocolate Skulls makes the challenge worth it. There’s a good chance these bones were actually productive people just living their lives before running […]

Voodoo Lollipop
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Voodoo Lollipop

When we think of voodoo dolls, typical things that come to mind are human-shaped dolls getting stabbed with sharp objects. The Voodoo Lollipop is a voodoo prop that doesn’t require pins and needles. It’s easier to use; all you need is your mouth. We also tend to […]

Banana Slug Sucker
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Banana Slug Sucker

If you’re intrigued by extreme cuisine but get a funny feeling in your stomach at the thought of actually eating something that crawls on the ground, the Banana Slug Sucker should sweeten the idea for you. Make sure you have plenty of time for sucking […]

Bacon Lovers Gift Basket
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Bacon Lovers Gift Basket

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

Grillz Teeth Candy
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Grillz Candy

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to see the future…You could win the lottery, dominate at sports gambling and avoid costly mistakes. Well, we might not be able to see the future, but we can give you a glimpse of what you would look […]

Crackheads
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Crackheads Candy

Nothing like their famous brother, Lemonheads (no real relation), Crackheads avoid the sour and go straight to the caffeine goodness. With dark and white chocolate covering espresso beans, these may be the first crackheads you’re allowed to bring home. Available in regular and hyper, aka […]

Star Wars Light Up Candy Lightsabers
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Light Up Candy Lightsabers

Did you ever think you would put a lightsaber in your mouth and live to tell about it? Well now you can with the Light Up Candy Lightsabers. Available in Luke (blue), Vader (red), or Yoda (green), these lollipops are ready to give you the […]

Meatball Bubble Gum
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Meatball Bubble Gum

Do you know someone that enjoys meat a little more than they should? Sure it tastes great, but do you always have to have it in your mouth? Well, for the man or woman that perpetually craves meat, the Meatball Bubble Gum might help you […]

Evil Hot Gummi Bears
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Evil Hot Gummi Bears

Sugar and spice, it’s tough combination to get right and many people fear trying it. But if you have a thing for the gummi candies and habanero chillies, and just stuffing your face with the Techno Gummi Bears followed by a 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga […]

Underpants Candy
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Underpants Candy

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time someone […]