Doctor Who relies more on his brain that awesome firepower so it’s a good thing a certain lady is packing the River Song Squareness Blaster, for those times when something with a little more kick than a screwdriver is needed.
This particular firearm is an exact replica of the original prop used by River Song in the Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead… way back when David Tennant was portraying Doctor Who. According to the canon of the show (and Steven Moffat) it’s a customized version of the Captain Jack Harkness Sonic Blaster.
When you’re not running around and pretending to help the Doctor during one of his adventures, the Blaster can be displayed on its custom stand (signed by Nick Robatto) or in its wooden display case.
River Song Squareness Blaster
- Limited Edition of 250
You can get the River Song Squareness Blaster for £295.99/$444.49 at RubberToe Replicas.
His name’s not Doctor Who, guys. Come on.
The writer is using that as reference to refer to all the Doctors.