If you’re a Minecraft addict, chances are the game invades your thoughts even when you’re not playing. Get the new Minecraft USB Desktop Nether Portal, and now instead of just thinking about Minecraft you can play with your very own operational Nether Portal. You’ll think you’re dreaming of Minecraft when you use this desktop Nether portal to clean up your office by transferring your clutter to the next dimension.
Minecraft USB Desktop Nether Portal
- 8″ x 10″ Desktop Minecraft Nether Portal
- Hums calmly till something passes through the plane
- Serene, yet eerie purple glow
- Corners are removable if you’re the efficient type
- Requires 10w, high-power USB port to transfer matter
- Doubles as a photo frame for people you’d like to put in the Nether
- Official, licensed Minecraft collectible
You might expect to pay hundreds or even thousands of dollars for technology like this. But on April Fool’s Day, the Minecraft USB Desktop Nether Portal is only $39.99 at ThinkGeek.