I Am Not A Doormat

If you’re a dog owner, you probably know a thing or two about how to keep cool when your dog decides to say hello other dogs. Usually after you and the other dog owners exchange sheepish grins, nervously chuckle and get over the initial embarrassment, you end up laughing […]

Slow down there buddy or you might just fall into the manhole. But if it’s the Manhole Doormat that’s sitting quite prettily (in a grungy sort of way) on your doorstep, then by all means, give it a good stomp lest you bring in all […]

While doormats actual do keep your house cleaner, they also serve a fun purpose: messing with your neighbors, mailman, door to door salesmen and any other person that happens to head to your front door. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool doormats in the past […]

A quick knock or press of the doorbell will get you entry in most homes these days. But don’t you just hate it when you’re locked out of your own home because you left your keys and your roommate isn’t home yet? I wish it […]

Let your mat do the talking with the Hello Goodbye Doormat. Hellogoodbye is actually also the name of this power pop band that I really like, so this doormat gets full five stars right off the bat. When someone hears the word doormat, they could […]

Some people are welcome in your home, but some aren’t. If you’re constantly being pestered by the latter group, then you could just get the Go Away Doormat and maybe they’ll take a hint. But if you’ve got visitors coming from both groups, then you […]

First impressions are always important especially on first dates, job interviews, or meeting the significant others parents. You need to make sure your cover everything and don’t forget to hide any small detail that will let them in on who you really are. This Star […]

A doormat should reflect the owner of the house and let guests know what to expect when they enter. This Bacon Doormat lets everyone know that you love bacon and are probably cooking some right now. This bacon doormat is highly detailed. You can practically […]

Welcome your guests to your home with this awesome retro Cassette Doormat. Your guests will be reminded of the music from their past when they step up to your door. This rubber doormat looks just like a K7 tape and it will never unspool or […]

Step into your home in video game style with this 16-Bit Game Controller Doormat. Wipe your feet first. That’s what it’s for. This doormat is shaped like an old-school game controller and looks like the Super Nintendo controller. It’s a great way to geek up […]

Doctor Who fandom can be an all-consuming aspect of our lives, which can catch non-Whovians off-guard like a Dalek laser stalk sprouting out of someone’s forehead. Fortunately, the Doctor Who TARDIS Doormat will give visitors plenty of warning… unless they’re totally clueless, which means they […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]