Have you been naughty? From the look captured in the Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Statue, the woman who used to be known as the hostess with the mostest (bewbz) thinks you’ve been very naughty… and the whip is a good clue as to what your punishment will be.
When it comes to Elvira, being whipped by her really wouldn’t be considered a punishment for many. No, true torture would be getting forced to endure the cheesy B-movie horror bombs the chesty TV hostess used to showcase.
Fortunately, cheesy horror flicks aren’t a requirement to enjoy the 14.5-inch-tall porcelain maquette. The highly-detailed statue features the comical horror icon in her trademark dress and recognizable hairstyle. In addition, her ring and dagger have Swarovski Elements crystals in them, and the statue comes with a certificate of authenticity.
The Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Statue is available for $274.99 (or for as little as $82.33/month) at Sideshow Collectibles.