Dress for Dinner Necktie Napkins

Forget ordinary napkins. Sure they’ll keep your face clean, but they won’t help to dress you up. The Dress for Dinner Necktie Napkins will not only keep your face food-free, but they will also dress you for the occasion.

They will also save you some dry-cleaner bills as well. You get 20 3-ply napkins in each package, with four different necktie designs. No need to dress up, just use your napkin.

You are sure to look dapper while dining, then just rip it off and go back to casual. Just $8.95 from Stupid.com.