Cthulhu Statue

For many Americans, each presidential election is a choice for the lesser of two evils. Perhaps it’s the negative campaigns or the corrupt media, but none of the candidates ever seems perfect. If you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils, why not […]

You’ve heard of sock puppets, finger puppets, glove puppets, and probably even people puppets, but this is none of those! Okay, it is a hand puppet, but this is a Cthulhu first and foremost and should be feared as such. When Howard Phillips Lovecraft created […]

The lovable, huggable Cthulhu Plush.  I’m not really sure that this what H.P. Lovecraft had in mind when he created the Cthulhu, but over 80 years later and a lot less terrifying he’s here for you to enjoy.  So grab hold and let go of […]

The call of Cthulhu is beckoning. Who can resist the Cthulhu Bobblehead? Just like the Peeping Cthulhu Plush and Cthulhu Cell Phone Holder, this bobble head is a fun rendition of this powerful, hideous monster. Fans of H.P. Lovecraft and collectors of bobble heads will […]

There’s just something about the Cthulhu that just creeps me out. H.P. Lovecraft probably made it up when he woke up from a terrible nightmare or something, because I can’t imagine what he was thinking when he came up with the Cthulhu. Of course, you can get […]

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]

Although HP Lovecraft’s Cthulhu is a grotesque and malevolent creature, we’ve seen some pretty cute interpretations like the Peeping Cthulhu Plush, Baby Plush, Slippers, and Cell Phone Holder. This Nightmares of Lovecraft Ultra Cthulhu Statue Sculpture is certainly not one of these adorable renditions. In fact, is […]

Tell me, what’s a character that you can think of that’s creepier than the Cthulhu? It’s not my favorite fictional character, but a lot of people somehow find H.P. Lovecraft’s creation quite interesting. Case in point? There have been a variety of common items that […]

Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks.  Poker?  Watching […]

The marshmallow has so much going for it that it belongs in its own category. No other candy has the exact properties as marshmallows. I’d say maybe the Turkish Delight comes dangerously close, but no cigar. Marshmallows are soft, light, fluffy, chewy, heavenly sweet, taste good burnt and melted, and they’re still […]

When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also […]

Fans of H.P. Lovecraft will enjoy this Cthulhu Bottle Opener. Sometimes you need a hand opening your bottle. Sometimes a tentacle or two. Or three. Cthulhu to the rescue. This novelty bottle opener is made from tough urethane resin with a solid steel bottle opener […]