Bacon Spray Freshener

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]

I love the smell of fresh toast in the mornings. It just reminds me of those morning where I used to just grab one on the go out of the toaster because I was already late for school. Things haven’t really changed, except now I’m […]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat […]

There aren’t many dishes that can rival the magical powers of mac and cheese, which is why I have it listed at the top of my requests for last meals. For those of you who share a fondness for this popular meal, you might be so inclined to […]

True story: When I saw this picture of the Buttered Popcorn – Air Freshener, I left my laptop for a moment to grab a handful of caramel-coated popcorn from the tub in the kitchen. So imagine just how much more popcorn you’ll be eating or […]

We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… […]

Each morning, you have bacon and eggs for breakfast. After a long bath, you spray on some Bacon Unisex Perfume. For a mid-day snack, you spread some Baconnaise on some rye bread and pour some Bacon Gravy on your meatloaf. After your meal, there’s nothing […]

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… […]

I’m crazy for bacon. If I could have it every day for breakfast without booking a one way ticket to the morgue (knock on wood), then I would. We all know it’s not the healthiest food there is, but it sure is delicious. So take […]