Zombie Soap

Zombie Soap

Zombies are undead. They shuffle around on streets and eat brains. So they aren’t going to smell very good. They need soap. They need Zombie Soap. This stuff will get even the dirtiest Zombie clean.

As Thinkgeek points out it already looks like it’s bleeding. This Soap is a vegetable-based glycerin soap, that is handmade, so each bar will be slightly different. However they will all look like a bloody square of soap.

Zombie Hand Soap

Zombie Soap

  • Perfect for cleaning the rot off your disgusting zombie body.
  • Actually, it’s lovely soap, slightly bloody looking, ready to be used or given as a gift.
  • Handmade in USA, so no two soaps will be exactly alike.
  • Gift bag with toe tag attached (for easy gifting or identifying the body later).
  • Ingredients: Vegetable-based glycerin soap, cosmetic colorant, and fragrance oil.
  • Dimensions: approx. 2.5″ x 2.5″ x 0.75″

Get clean and smell nice, even if you are a stinky dirty zombie. Just $7.99 from Thinkgeek. The bottom of your shower will look like a horror movie. Maybe. Perfect for zombies.

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Conner Flynn

About Conner Flynn

Conner has been blogging for major internet publications since 2007, has authored several Sci-Fi novels and short stories and loves geek/tech toys. His latest project is a new geek toy store over at botropolis.ecrater.com where he hopes to make many geeks happy by making sure they stay young.

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