Zombie Bottle Opener

Zombie Bottle Opener

If you need help opening your bottles, why not employ a zombie to do it for you? They are used to sinking their teeth into brains anyway, so you would be saving a human. This Zombie Bottle Opener is ready and willing to do the job.

This Zombie Bottle Opener is handcrafted and made of tough urethane resin with a solid steel opener. It measures 1-3/4″ x 4-1/2″ x 2″. Let it bite into as many bottles as you want, just don’t let it bite you.
Zombie Bottle Opener
He’s kind of cute in a horrible sort of way. Only $12.95 from Neatoshop. Your guests will love it and want one for themselves.

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Conner Flynn

About Conner Flynn

Conner has been blogging for major internet publications since 2007, has authored several Sci-Fi novels and short stories and loves geek/tech toys. His latest project is a new geek toy store over at botropolis.ecrater.com where he hopes to make many geeks happy by making sure they stay young.

One Response to “Zombie Bottle Opener”

  1. lol a bottle opener for a twist top XD, and i have have one or more of these bottle openers!!!

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