Week in Geek #39, 2011

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat […]

There are many different flavors of lip balm to choose from these days, including geek favorites like Bacon and French Fries to yummy ones like Cupcake and Cinnabon. If you like sweet kids’ breakfast cereals, then Lucky Charms Lip Balm is for you. An old […]

This almost makes too much sense.  They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli.  I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

Growing up I actually lived fairly close to the Ferrara Pan Candy Company, which is located in a suburb of Chicago. When they were making Red Hots, you could enjoy the sweet cinnamon smell all around the neighborhood even from in your car driving by […]

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]

GeekAlerts has shown you Spam Lip Glaze and Soda Flavored Lip Balms in the past; so you had to know something new was coming.  Treat your lips to the salty goodness of your favorite golden arches treat with the French Fry Lip Balm.  This lip […]

Starting the day with a plate of bacon is delicious, but not very healthy. With Boca Java Maple Bacon Morning Coffee, you can get your bacon fix the easy way, without all the fat and calories. This premium gourmet coffee is roasted in small batches […]

I’m not sure how good your Ocarina playing skills are, but you better step it up. If Link can get a horse to come galloping out nowhere to give him a ride, you better be able to get a few basic notes out. The Zelda […]

We love creatures of all types at GeekAlerts. We love dogs, fish, cats, lizards, snakes, bugs, Domos, Twitter birds and owls. Maybe it’s because non-human creatures tend to understand us better and never readily judge us. Or at least they aren’t too good at expressing in […]