Vampire Condiment Gift Pack

Vampire Condiment Gift Pack

If you’re like me, you have Vampires over to lunch about once a week or so. What do you feed them? Well, I prefer to use the Vampire Condiment Gift Pack. It keeps them busy, which keeps you safe from their teeth.

You get Vampire’s Delight (a fiery apple chutney), Vampire’s Revenge (a hot plum chutney), or Vampire Relish (a spicy tomato salsa). This will keep them away or satisfy them. Either way, you will be safe.

Vampire Chutney Gift Pack

Vampire Condiment Gift Pack

  • Deliciously tasty vampire-repelling chutneys: Vampire’s Delight (a fiery Apple Chutney), Vampire’s Revenge (a hot Plum Chutney), Vampire Relish (a spicy Tomato Salsa)
  • Made by the Garlic Farm on the Isle of Wight
  • Makes a great Halloween or Christmas gift

The price is nice at £12.99 ($20/€15) from Firebox.

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Conner has been blogging for major internet publications since 2007, has authored several Sci-Fi novels and short stories and loves geek/tech toys. His latest project is a new geek toy store over at where he hopes to make many geeks happy by making sure they stay young.

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