The Kaching Button

There are so many emergencies we have to tend to in life. Luckily, others have come up with solutions to try to help us get through these rough and tough times. Running low on cash? Give yourself the allusion of cashing in with Kaching Button. […]

For people who still need a good cheering up every once and a while, there’s the Emergency Yodel Button. But if you’re in an environment where loud sounds, specifically loud yodels, are banned, then you might want to get the more personal Emergency Affirmation Button.

Having a particularly rough day? Feel like cursing everyone and everything who’s doing all this bad stuff to you? Then let the Bullsh*t Button do all the talking for you by giving it a good push (or pounding) or two. Of course, we recommend that […]

Some people I know find some sort of solace in their toilet, stuffing the tiny room with magazines, comic books, and even a television set (I have a friend who actually did this, much to his wife’s chagrin.) Some have aliens to keep them company […]

In times of great stress, some people cry or throw tantrums. Others may crack under pressure or simply just give up. When you’re supervising a bunch of people in a highly stressful environment, you’ve got to take measures and think of things to keep your […]

For doing chores around the home, you’ve got the Kelvin 23 Super Tool. For everything else, you only need to turn to the Swiss Tech Bodyguard 7-in-1 Emergency Tool; it’s got you covered. I remember this kid back in class who we called the “boy […]

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The […]

In times of crisis, there’s no time to spare. It’s best that you’re already prepared with all your supplies and emergency stuff so you can just grab everything and go. Once you’ve gotten all the equipment for the humans in place, it’s time to consider […]

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a […]

Technology has come a long way in the past few years, spawning games with control buttons approximately the size of a pinkie nail, but the Click Arcade Button Watch brings us a button similar to those that existed in the glorious infancy of the time-honored […]

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could erase all of life’s mistakes, by pressing a reboot button? If only there was a magic button that would reboot whatever you wanted, so that you could have a do-over. Well, there isn’t, but with the Emergency Reboot […]