The Great Old One: Cthulhu Glow in the Dark Bank

For many Americans, each presidential election is a choice for the lesser of two evils. Perhaps it’s the negative campaigns or the corrupt media, but none of the candidates ever seems perfect. If you’re tired of voting for the lesser of two evils, why not […]

You’ve heard of sock puppets, finger puppets, glove puppets, and probably even people puppets, but this is none of those! Okay, it is a hand puppet, but this is a Cthulhu first and foremost and should be feared as such. When Howard Phillips Lovecraft created […]

The lovable, huggable Cthulhu Plush.  I’m not really sure that this what H.P. Lovecraft had in mind when he created the Cthulhu, but over 80 years later and a lot less terrifying he’s here for you to enjoy.  So grab hold and let go of […]

Not only is the Inflatable Cthulhu Arm one of the greatest “I completely forgot about Halloween and am just going to wear this tentacle” costumes, it’s also great for all of those man caves where you have great times with the fellow geeks.  Poker?  Watching […]

The call of Cthulhu is beckoning. Who can resist the Cthulhu Bobblehead? Just like the Peeping Cthulhu Plush and Cthulhu Cell Phone Holder, this bobble head is a fun rendition of this powerful, hideous monster. Fans of H.P. Lovecraft and collectors of bobble heads will […]

There’s just something about the Cthulhu that just creeps me out. H.P. Lovecraft probably made it up when he woke up from a terrible nightmare or something, because I can’t imagine what he was thinking when he came up with the Cthulhu. Of course, you can get […]

Knit holiday sweaters; you either love ’em or hate ’em. However, the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater is an atrocity that’s too funny to pass up. The model wearing this sweater is working it in a big way. He is just radiating holiday cheer. He’s like, “Ebenezer […]

If you want to make your landscaping efforts just as eye-catching during the night as they are when the sun is up, the Glow-in-the-Dark Core Glow Pebbles will light up your life… or at least your yard. These eco-friendly, recycled glass and resin pebbles are […]

The Cthulhu Playing Cards Gift Set will make your card games a terrifying affair. You get a deck of cards that contains 54 custom cards. You also get a collectible Sigil of the Gateway challenge coin. Poker and Black Jack will now lead to complete […]

Tell me, what’s a character that you can think of that’s creepier than the Cthulhu? It’s not my favorite fictional character, but a lot of people somehow find H.P. Lovecraft’s creation quite interesting. Case in point? There have been a variety of common items that […]

When it comes to spreading holiday cheer, it’s the Cthulhu Ornament that does it best. Though he looks like one unhappy fellow, he spreads peace and joy to our hearts by summing up how we feel after hearing one Christmas carol too many. He also […]

This Cthulhu Glow-in-the-Dark 8-Inch Vinyl Bank will keep your savings within the eerie glow of an elder god. This bank stands 8 inches tall is is just glowing in anticipation of your savings. It is going to look great on your desk or shelf. The […]