The Game of Baloney

It’s a fact that many of the things that they teach us in school are not true. That’s right, many of the things that you were taught in school were lies. Learn about them all with this Lies They Teach in School Book. Did you […]

The guy pictured above probably isn’t the Man of Steel you want trying to save the day, but if you’re a fan of MAD magazine and Alfred E. Neuman, then the Just Us League of Stupid Heroes Action Figures will hit you right in your […]

If you and your family already have a game night, we are here to help make it geekier with 10 of our favorite picks of geek games. Sure, Monopoly is fun and you could always play Yahtzee, but aren’t you sick of those by now? […]

Stupid.com is a fun online shop with a lot of cool products. Right now they are having a ridiculous sale where Everything Is Free at Stupid.com! Prices are listed as normal on the site, but then at checkout you get 100% discount and just pay […]

The last meat thermometer we featured here on GeekAlerts was a talking one. And while the Electric BBQ Meat Thermometer doesn’t make a peep, it’s a whole lot smarter, that’s for sure. It can tell you whether your steak is rare or well done; just […]

Canned Unicorn Meat can be good, but tenderized meat always tastes better and there is no better way to beat your meat and eat well than with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer.  This meat tenderizer reminds us of the classic movie Three O’Clock High when […]

I’ve heard of being so hungry you can eat a horse, but have you ever been so hungry you can eat a lion? It is possible, when you buy Exotic Meat including African Lion, Python, Crocodile, Black Bear, and more. I can see the draw; […]

Meat. It’s the cornerstone of every manly meal. Besides, as Pink Floyd said, you can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Now you can celebrate meat with this neat Meat Parade Lunch Box. This food carrying case is fit for any carnivore. […]

Where did all the Unicorns go?  The mythical creature we always here about but never see.  I’ll tell you where they went; in a can!  The Canned Unicorn Meat solves that age old question whether they do or do not exist.  This spoof gift is […]

It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler alert! […]

Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned Yeti Meat. Just kidding, it’s not real meat, but a fun what if. It includes a plush dismembered yeti foot in a spam-type can. It […]

These Game of Thrones Beer Steins may be perfect for beer, but they are also fantastic for drinking coffee, spiced apple cider, water, or other beverages. Imagine having one of these on your desk right next to a Dragon Egg Paperweight. They would also make […]