Terminator Endoskeleton Model T-800
Oh, you’re still here? Excellent. I’ve been hunkered down in an underground bunker waiting for Skynet to go on a rampage and trigger Judgment Day, but I guess everything turned out okay. Wait! What’s that? Oh, no. It’s the Terminator Endoskeleton Model T-800. The stories were true. Run for your lives!!!!
If you were a fan of “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” then you know the mythos states that April 19th was the day Skynet became self-aware, and that Judgment Day occurred on April 21st (today). I don’t know about you, but I’ve been preparing for the war by arming myself with my very own Terminator cyborg. He’s made of rubbery, flexible silver plastic with a wash of black, articulated in nearly every joint, and his eyes light up. He also has a rifle and a second right hand that can be swapped out. Why not a left hand? Hey! It’s a righty’s world and everybody else gets stuck out.
Judgment Day might’ve come and gone without any bombs dropping but you just never know when it comes to time-travel so be prepared with your own Terminator Endoskeleton Model T-800 for $39.99 from ThinkGeek.