Zombies can’t read but this Dixon Crossbow Training Academy Sweatshirt will still be a smart thing to wear when the zombie apocalypse happens. Fans of The Walking Dead know that nobody uses a crossbow like Daryl Dixon. The guy is so tough that he’ll shoot […]
It’s not easy to catch a Werewolf Zombie. Plus, it’s really dangerous. No need to risk your life to have a trophy on the wall. Just get this Werewolf Zombie Trophy and mount it on your wall. Now you can have all the scare without […]
Hulk Smash? No, this Dawn Of The Caffeinated Zombie Coffee Mug actually gives you an idea of what a zombie would look like if exposed to an exploding gamma bomb. Okay, every Marvel fan will look at this big green fist and immediately think Hulk, […]
Ever feel like one of the walking dead at the end of a long workday? The Elixer of the Undead Zombie Wine Bottle Holder understands, and is even holding your favorite drink to help you unwind. You know zombies feed on brains and you’ve come […]
Just in time for Halloween, this Delicious Dead Zombie Chocolate Mold lets you make an entire zombie scene out of chocolate or soap or other moldable things. Make your zombies then eat them all up. This mold is microwave and dishwasher safe and makes a […]
The zombie apocalypse looks a lot bigger on TV but the Walking Dead Pocket Pop! Mini Vinyl Figure 3-Pack Tin makes the heroes and dangers small enough to put in your pocket. Don’t open this window-box collector’s tin because there are dead inside, in the […]
From the looks of this Zombraham Lincoln Shooter, the 16th president of the United States was hungry for truth, justice, and brains. Four score and seven years ago (or considerably longer), Honest Abe was attacked by a zombie. The government kept a lid on the […]
If Zombies are your monster of choice, you’ll want to hang this Zombies The Year of Infection 2015 Wall Calendar on your wall. Fans of the undead will enjoy a new image every month. It is displayed like excerpts from Dr. Robert Twombly’s field journals. […]
How will the world fall? It doesn’t matter because the In Case of Monster Emergency Kits will make sure you’re prepared, no matter how life as we know it comes to an end. It would be great if all the baddies in the world could […]
If zombies start roaming around in search of fresh meat and somebody gives you the Walking Dead Walker Bait Crew Socks, you can trust the fact that you are the Carl – or possibly even the Lori – of the group. Stylish and comfy, these […]
These Zombie Bookends are the perfect way to keep your books organized after the zombie apocalypse happens, because they’ll remind you that there are things outside that want to eat you. Escaping from the grim reality of a ravaged world by reading a good book […]
Combat hunger and zombies with this Zombie Ammo Lunch Box. Pack a lunch that packs a punch. This lunch box looks like an ammo tin, but it holds your food. It can be used to hold any zombie or non-zombie related items. Everyone who sees […]
The Zombie Bowl sounds like Football for zombies, but it is actually a neat zombie head shaped bowl you can eat from. Fill it with cereal or other foods, not brains. Just dump stuff right where the brains used to be. This is fun for […]
Forget about the milk and cookies because Santa will be craving something different this year, and the Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Pullover Sweater gives you an idea of what will happen to the boys and girls on the Naughty list. It’s just not the holidays […]
The Dead is strong in this Zombie Yoda Art Print, making all Star Wars fans ask a very important question – can a zombie use the Force? Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi Masters around so it’s only natural for the whole universe […]
If you ever find yourself trapped with zombies all around you, just put on this Zombie Zipper Hoodie and fit right in. They will think you are one of them. Just dirty up your face and walk a little funny. This hoodie makes you look […]
Do you feel like the walking dead when you get home from work? Open a drink with this The Walking Dead Walker Head Bottle Opener and realize that this guy identifies with you. It’s good for regular guys who need a drink or for anyone […]
Do you know where to go when the zombie apocalypse arrives? The Internet will be among the first services to fail so Google is out of the question, but these handy Zombie Safe Zone Maps can guide you to safety, even without the Internet, smartphones, […]
The baddest redneck to ever fire a crossbow bolt through a walker’s head is now pocket-sized with the Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Pop! Vinyl Figure Key Chain. This little 1 1/2-inch-tall version of Daryl might not be able to take on a horde of walkers […]
Can a bloated, rotting, waterlogged corpse be cute? It can be when it’s the Walking Dead Well Walker Pop! Vinyl Figure. Just look at the guy. It’s almost impossible to resist giving him cuddles, isn’t it? Okay, maybe that’s taking things a bit too far […]
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