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Want to let your friends and family know the cold hard truth about what will happen during a zombie apocalypse but don’t really have the courage to just flat-out tell them? The Warning: If Zombies Chase Us T-Shirt will get the message across, loud and clear. Let’s face it. When the dead start [...]

When the zombie apocalypse arrives, cold beverages are going to be hard to come by, but The Walking Dead Ice Cube Tray will make sure you’re able to enjoy cold drinks in style by letting you create ice in the shape of various zombie body parts as well as the comic book logo for [...]

Since today marks the end of the world for many of you, maybe you should get rid of that unlucky rabbits foot and go with the Zombie Blind Box Voodoo Dolls….At least you’ll look cool when the zombies eat you. Each 2.5 inch string voodoo doll comes with its own cord so you can [...]

Batman has trained himself to be the ultimate weapon against crime, but how will he do against an army of the walking dead? The Batman Zombie Fight T-Shirt shows the Caped Crusader surrounded by corpses that hunger for the taste of flesh, and it honestly doesn’t look like he’s doing too well. [...]

Halloween has come and gone, but the end of the world is near. Make the zombies feel at home in your yard with the Zombie Lawn Flamingo. This plastic flamingo is down to his bones and should provide for a few good “looks” from the neighbors. The size isn’t listed, but several purchasers [...]

When it comes to preparing for the zombie apocalypse, there’s only one role model to aspire to be, and The Walking Dead Michonne: Impossible T-Shirt will let everyone know that Michonne is your girl. This t-shirt might also send the message that you won’t hesitate to chop off some arms and rip [...]

If you have the Zombie Cookie Jar then you’re going to need to get an appropriate mug for cookie dipping. The Ceramic Zombie Mug is perfect for zombie fans and people that like to be a little different. This 16 ounce ceramic mug is looks like the zombie cookie jar’s shrunken brother. Painted [...]

In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains of all Americans. And whether they elected him out of office eventually or forced him out, this Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting is sure to hang on the White House walls today. Enjoy Honest [...]

Who has the time to go to the shooting range each day or the money for ammo? Yet constant practice is the only way to be prepared for a zombie invasion. You need the E5000 Auto Fire Blaster With Zombie Target, a gun that is safe enough to use at home. This powerful and [...]

If you need some incentive to start that cardiovascular program, this Zombies Hate Fast Food Poster might be just the thing. This 17 inch by 11 inch poster is a fun reminder that cardio saves lives…apparently in more than just the traditional way. December 21, 2012 is almost here. Don’t let [...]

We’ve seen the Gingerbread Zombie Ornaments, which featured designs for a mom, dad, child, and baby, allowing you to recreate your whole family, zombie-style, on your Christmas tree. Yet for many of us, our pets are part of the family. Fortunately, you can now include Fluffy and Fido in the fun with [...]

When it comes to zombies, the most intense sight has to be seeing their undead hands reach for you, and the Walking Dead No Walkers T-Shirt is an eye-catching statement that will get the attention of any Walking Dead fan. The distressed print and artwork on the black, 100% cotton, t-shirt depicts a group [...]

When you’re running from dead people trying to eat you, all the corpses start to look alike, but the Walking Dead Zombie Figures brings us three undead faces that are very familiar. The combo pack, rendered in graphic black-and-white with red splatters of blood, gives us the RV-invading zombie that [...]

With Christmas, and the end of the world, right around the corner, this Zombie Santa Claus Christmas Ornament is quite fitting. Designed by the same creative group that brought us the Zombie Candy Cane Christmas Ornament, Zombie Snowman Christmas Ornament and Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornaments, this [...]

Zombies are scary. Superhero zombies are even scarier. A superhero zombie that can fly is probably the scariest thing imaginable. Because of that, the Zombie Hawkman Mask lets you transform yourself into everyone’s worst nightmare – a super-powered undead thing that can swoop down from the sky [...]