Tag: zombies
Zombie Love Book

Zombie Love Book

Need some undead dating tips? The Zombie Love book will help guide you, teaching you the dos and don’ts of zombie dating. There’s nothing worse than two undead zombies on a dead date. This book covers every detail that you need, from Zombie love, dating, marriage and even children. If you ever [...]

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Zombie Friendship Necklace Set

Zombie Friendship Necklace Set

Friendship necklaces are usually just a heart that is broken in half so that each person can wear one and be reminded of their fond feelings for each other. This Zombie Friendship Necklace Set is ideal for Zombie friends. No hearts here. Just brains. You wear one half and your Zombie friend wears the [...]

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The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie Magnets

The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie Magnets

Usually zombies attack when you are outside at night, but you don’t expect an attack when you go to open your refrigerator. Maybe you should. These Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie Magnets will attack anywhere there’s a magnetic surface. So look out. This 10-piece refrigerator magnet set lets you mix [...]

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Zombie Survival Can - Energy Drink

Zombie Survival Can – Energy Drink

This Zombie Survival Can – Energy Drink will give you wings and an energy boost, sure, but it also offers a collectible can that tells you what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse. That makes this one a survival tool as well. You get 8.4 fl oz of drink and you will know [...]

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Real Zombies Don't Run T-Shirt

Real Zombies Don’t Run T-Shirt

Here we go, 2012 has begun and many are predicting the world’s end…Of course they won’t being saying it out loud. Hopefully you did your research and read the Zombie Survival Guide and Zombie Combat Manual. Zombies are a tricky thing and you wouldn’t want to get caught unprepared. [...]

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Ten Little Zombies

Ten Little Zombies

Are you looking for a Valentine’s Day gift that is both educational and fun for you and your entire family? The Ten Little Zombies is the perfect way to introduce young ones to the world of zombies. Reminiscent of the classic children’s rhythm, Ten Little Indians, this 48 page book by Andy [...]

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Luxury Romantic Package

10 Geeky Gifts For Your Valentine

Valentines Day is nearly here. Do you have your gifts ready for that special geeky someone in your life? If not, take a look at ten gifts that are sure to set his or her geek heart on fire. Show your love with this Heart shaped spatula. Nothing says love like your significant other cooking [...]

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Zombie Dash Board Game

Zombie Dash Board Game

Zombie board games are good practice for the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will come one day. So the Zombie Dash Board Game is good to play. It hones your skills. 3-6 players can play, ages 8 to adult. It plays in about 30 minutes and includes the Board, Human Tokens, Zombie Tokens, Human Run Cards [...]

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DIY Zombie Customizable Action Figure Kit

DIY Zombie Customizable Action Figure Kit

Normally making your own custom zombie requires you to release a virus or something and that leads to disaster. Eventually they will get you. Now you can make zombies in a much safer way with the DIY Zombie Customizable Action Figure Kit. With this kit you can build and paint your own zombie action [...]

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Zombie Knee High Socks

Zombie Knee High Socks

Do you constantly have zombies on the brain? Have you read the Zombie Survival Guide and Zombie Combat Manual in preparation for the battle with the undead? Now that it’s 2012, there really isn’t much you can do but sit back and wait…of course you can have your Gerber Apocalypse Kit [...]

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Zombie Trucker Hat

Zombie Trucker Hat

When you want to hide, often the best tactic is to hide in plain sight. It is the concept that makes the Electric Outlet Wall Safe and D Battery Stash Box so effective. When it comes to the zombie apocalypse, hiding in plain sight means looking like a zombie yourself. That may sound challenging at [...]

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Zombie Combat Manual

Zombie Combat Manual

How many of your really think a zombie apocalypse is inevitable? Probably only a few of you, but it will be those few that are prepared and will watch as the rest of you are served up as breakfast, lunch, and dinner to the undead. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. GeekAlerts has been showing [...]

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Zombie Glass Decanter

Zombie Head Decanter

I don’t know about you, but whenever I’m fighting zombies, I get good and thirsty. It must be all that head-bashing and decapitation. After a tough day of killing the undead I like to kick back and have a drink. Poured from this Zombie Head Decanter of course. Just add your favorite beverage, [...]

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Zombie Chomper Bra And Hot Pants Set

Zombie Chomper Bra And Hot Pants Lingerie

You’ve seen and heard of the regular fetishes: Foot, Leather, Shoes, Hair, etc. And I’m sure some of you are still making good use of those 12 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes even though the time for trick or treating has come and gone. And what about that Star Trek Kirk Tunic and Star Trek [...]

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Zombie Attack Hoodie

Zombie Attack Hoodie

When the zombies take over the world, things are going to get rough for us breathers and blending in will be one of the best ways to insure survival. The Zombie Attack Hoodie will help you blend in and stay warm at the same time. Looking prim and proper will be fast-track to becoming zombie [...]

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Zombie Arm Back Scratcher

Zombie Back Scratcher

These Zombie Back Scratchers make me think of those scenes in horror flicks where a zombie or some sort of monster creeps up to the person unknowingly and acts like a person. You know, like when the main character asks for the popcorn, a zombie passes it on, and the protagonist is clueless for a [...]

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Zombie Holiday Sweater Shirt

Zombie and Call of Duty Ugly Christmas Sweaters and Shirts

Christmas and the holiday season is a time to gather with family and friends, share gifts with loved ones, and of course is an excuse to pull out those ugly sweaters and shirts. It’s unbelievable what people are able to get away with during the holidays. Reindeer surrounded by dancing candy canes? [...]

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Nintendo Zelda Out of Work T-Shirt

Nintendo Zombie Mario and Zelda Looking for Work Hoodies

It seems like everyone is looking for work these days, even Link. And Mario has some serious issues himself. It looks like he wasn’t able to jump, run, or ride Yoshi to safety from an apparent zombie invasion. These Nintendo Zombie Mario and Zelda Looking for Work Hoodies come in a variety of [...]

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Shaun Of The Dead Zombie Attack Survival Kit Girls T-Shirt

Shaun of the Dead Zombie Attack Survival Kit Girls T-Shirt

If you haven’t spent the time, or don’t have the time, to read the Zombie Survival Guide, then you need the next best thing. The Shaun of the Dead Zombie Attack Survival Kit Girls T-Shirt is the Cliff Notes of zombie survival and will help keep you, and presumably your girlfriend since she [...]

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Zombie Brains Knit Winter Hat

Zombie Brains!!! Knit Beanie

Are you looking for something stylish to keep your brains head warm this winter season? How about this Zombie Brains!!! Knit Beanie. Made from 100% acrylic, this one size fits all grey knit hat is sure to keep you warm and maybe even safe. The front features a somewhat pixelated and grotesque looking [...]

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