Tag: zombies
Zombie Hot Sauce

Zombie Hot Sauce

I’m not sure how well your taste buds will work when you’re one of the walking dead, but it appears that even zombies like it hot. The Zombie Hot Sauce has a scoville rating of 360 and will provide you or your undead friends with 5 ounces of taste bud waking hot sauce. While not [...]

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Geek Pride Day T-Shirts

For those of you that didn’t know, May 25 is Geek Pride Day…Chosen because it commemorates the release of the first Star Wars film, this is the perfect day to show everyone that you’re a geek and proud of it. And one of the easiest ways to show your pride is with a very cool [...]

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Zomie Star Trek Officer T-Shirt

Zombie Star Trek T-Shirt

As any good Star Trek fan will tell you, wearing a red shirt is never a good thing…especially if you get invited to go with the landing party for the first time. This Zombie Star Trek T-Shirt shows us what would likely happen to you if you were “lucky” enough to explore a planet full [...]

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Zombie Dice 2

Zombie Dice 2 Double Feature

Want to become a zombie before the undead apocalypse sweeps over the planet? Zombie Dice 2 Double Feature is the must-have expansion pack that will increase your brain-eating fun. It all started with Zombie Dice, the dice game that lets you become a zombie and munch on the brains of hapless victims. The [...]

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Zombie Finger Letter Opener

Zombie Finger Letter Opener

If you are looking for a letter opener that makes a statement, check out this Zombie Finger Letter Opener. Set it on your desk as a warning to any would-be Zombies. This is what happens to Zombies around here. I cut off their fingers and open letters with them. This unique letter opener is made [...]

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Zombies Hate Stuff Book

2012 isn’t turning out so bad after all. We’re almost at the halfway point and no new signs of the Zombie Apocalypse. With all our zombie reading material starting to stack up, I’m actually rooting for a little brain eating, headshot-stopping action. And as it turns out, this new edition [...]

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Zombama T-Shirt

Zombama Obama Zombie T-Shirt

We don’t really get into politics much here at GeekAlerts, but we do love zombies. Regardless of politics, this Zombama Obama Zombie T-Shirt sure looks cool. Perhaps that’s just the point, because otherwise I don’t see a clear political message. Although depending on your personal views [...]

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ZOMBIE Mini-Figures 100-Figure Jar

ZOMBIE Mini-Figures 100-Figure Jar

Let the Zombie wars begin with this ZOMBIE Mini-Figures 100-Figure Jar. You get five 2-inch figure designs inspired by the classic M.U.S.C.L.E. and Monster in My Pocket toys. They are small enough to play with or display anywhere. This jar is going to be hours of fun. You can pit your army men against [...]

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Zombie Apocalypse Playing Cards

Zombie Apocalypse Playing Cards

If you play cards a lot and enjoy zombies, these Zombie Apocalypse Playing Cards are for you. They’re quality linen playing cards at the official poker size, but unlike ordinary playing cards they’re filled with 52 images depicting post apocalypse Zombies. This is just the latest in a long [...]

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Zombie USA Map T-Shirt

USA Zombie Nation T-Shirt

Red states, blue states, whatever. After the apocalypse they’ll all be zombie states. At least that appears to be the inspiration behind this cool USA Zombie Nation T-Shirt. As you can see from the picture above, this teeĀ  features a horde of zombies inside (and coming out of) an outline of the [...]

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Zombiebusters

Zombiebusters Poster

We’ve seen the creative work of Matt Busch before with the Zombie Star Wars Posters, but this time it looks like even our friend Slimer wasn’t immune to the zombie hordes. Gone are the days of spewing ectoplasm, Slimer is now ready to taste some blood in the Zombiebusters Poster. Measuring [...]

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Walking Dead Surrounded Mug

Walking Dead Surrounded Mug

This Walking Dead Surrounded Mug is the perfect way for fans of the hit Comic Book/TV show to drink their coffee. You need your coffee to stay alert and fight the zombie horde. It features artwork of Carl surrounded by walkers and holds 11 ounces of your favorite beverage. Carl Grimes is in trouble. Will [...]

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Glow in the Dark Zombie Mug

Glow in the Dark Zombie Mug

Most coffee drinkers feel like Zombies before they have that first hot cup of coffee in the morning, and others still need a further supply at night to finish the day off. If you enjoy drinking from a mug and want to have some glow in the dark zombie company when you do, the Glow [...]

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Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

If you have kids in grade school and you like to keep up on current affairs in the US, then you’ve probably heard about the cheating scandal involving national standardized tests. Sure that’s a big deal for non-zombie believers who are soon to be lunch anyway. For those of you looking to [...]

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Zombies Never Die Wallet

Zombies Never Die Wallet

If you find yourself in the Zombie apocalypse and need a reminder about the dangers you face, then get this Zombies Never Die Wallet. It’s a good reminder to be on your guard and watch out for those rotting villains. This tri-fold wallet has a nice retro design, with “Zombies Never Die” [...]

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Zombie Bottle Opener

Zombie Bottle Opener

If you need help opening your bottles, why not employ a zombie to do it for you? They are used to sinking their teeth into brains anyway, so you would be saving a human. This Zombie Bottle Opener is ready and willing to do the job. This Zombie Bottle Opener is handcrafted and made of [...]

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Zombie Horde T-Shirt

Zombie Horde T-Shirt

Imagine you’re surrounded by a horde of hundreds of zombies coming at you from all sides, and you have just a couple trusty weapons to stave them off. Better hope you don’t run out of ammo, or they’ll be munching on your brains! Fortunately, this isn’t real, it is just the imagery [...]

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Vote Zombies 2012

Vote Zombies 2012

When it comes to voting, there are some issues we can really get behind. This is one of those moments when geeks must unite behind Vote Zombies 2012 to ensure victory for zombies over vampires and pandas. Vote Zombies 2012 — Change we can be eaten by! Threadless, the popular t-shirt company, has [...]

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Zombies 2012 The Year of Infection Wall Calendar

Zombies 2012 The Year of Infection Wall Calendar

Yeah, we’re several months into 2012 already so you might be asking yourself why I’m showing you a calendar for 2012. Well, the answer is simple; it has zombies and there is no need to worry about 2013 since you’ll never see it anyway. The Zombies 2012 The Year of Infection Wall Calendar [...]

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Dead On Annihilator Superhammer

Dead On Annihilator Superhammer

Does your significant other give you weird looks when you mention the coming Zombie Apocalypse, 2012, or other end of the world scenarios? If so, we feel your pain and apparently so does the maker of this Dead On Annihilator Superhammer. Sure, you can tell your significant other it’s a multi-purpose [...]

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