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I long to be as carefree and just, well, free in general as Blitzen looks in the Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper. Doesn’t really matter how crummy in a mood you’re in, because once you uncork that bottle of wine (and spot Blizten looking oh-so-blissfully drunk), you’ll definitely feel a warm rush of holiday [...]

Do you still carry your wine around in a brown paper bag? If so, stop right where you are, slowly untie the owners of the home, thank them for their hospitality and use of their computer, and calmly walk your way back outside and head towards your favorite hangout spot at the park. Kidding aside, [...]

Do you go bananas when your wine goes stale? Never suffer through bad wine again with this crazy wine stopper, which is totally bananas. It’s the Top Banana Wine Bottle Stopper and I think it’s a safe bet to say that this is how Donkey Kong stores his wine. It looks like you actually shoved [...]

I have this relative that just can’t seem to stop talking. I don’t mean that in a bad way, but I don’t think it’s a very good characteristic either. You see, she loves being the center of attention, especially at family parties, but it just sort of kills the mood for the other people who [...]

There are those who drink wine and then there are wine snobs. It might be a funny joke to get the wine snob in your life this Don’t Break the Bottle Puzzle. They will drive themselves crazy trying to get the bottle opened. Just lock their favorite bottle in the puzzle’s grasp and give it [...]

In today’s vernacular, being a cock blocker is not cool, but the Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper puts the term in a whole different light. This cock will block the bottle opening and keep your beverages fresh. Hence the name. The Cock Blocker Stopper. Try saying that three times fast. If you want to preserve your [...]

Wine that’s too warm and wine that’s too cold is simply no good. It’s best enjoyed at the right temperature range so you can really appreciate the richness of the wine’s flavor. There are wine thermometers that you can plug through the mouth of the bottle, but I don’t really fancy the thought of having [...]

For all you “of age” Hello Kitty lovers, here is a drink that should be right up your alley. The Hello Kitty Sweet Pink Champagne is perfect for those nights when you’re feeling naughty and want to curl up to some friends. This 375ml bottle supposedly tastes as good as Hello Kitty is cute. It [...]

Sometimes when the world is getting you down and your stress levels are up, you just want to flip someone the bird. Give them a one finger salute. The Screw You Corkscrew does it for you, expressing how you feel and also helping you open your wine. Despite the sentiment, this little gesture will come [...]

If you are serious about your wine, you’ll want this gadget that includes 1 Grip-Touch Vacuum Pump and 1 Intelli-Stopper. Think of it as a High-Tech “cork” that almost completely eliminate wine losing flavor and aroma in opened or unfinished bottles. The Grip-Touch pump works with the Intelli-Stopper to remove just the right amount of [...]

Before I throw away a wine cork, I always think that it could be utilized in some other manner – but without any crafty notions, I then end up chucking it. Every cork seems to have its own personality and history, which is why parting with them brings such sweet sorrow. But with the Wine Cork Tray Kit, [...]

Being Green may be the new trendy thing to do, but a lot of us have been doing it our entire lives.  These Protect Our Earth Glasses offer you another way to be green and help recycle something for further use.  These glasses are made from the bottom halves of Bordeaux bottles that were “rescued” [...]