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The rules for serving wine in proper glasses have become more chillaxed and less pretentious. These days anything goes, which is why stemless wine glasses are becoming very popular. The Cubist Wine Set is a slick tool for entertaining because it comes with a handsome wooden tray to serve four [...]

You know how some women are always complaining about the size of their chest, wishing that they were a cup or two bigger? Maybe it’s inherent in people to always find something to complain about when it comes to their bodies, but I find it extremely cool that some of these can be rectified [...]

A line from The Script’s “For the First Time” played in my head the moment I saw the Wine Bottle Flash Drive: Drinking on cheap bottles of wine, sit, talking up all night.. But anyway, this isn’t about the song, it’s about wine bottles, USB flash drives, and portable memory [...]

When Bakon Vodka and Fireball Cinnamon Whisky aren’t enough, you can always add a glass or two of the Motörhead Shiraz. Named after the legendary heavy metal band, this officially licensed Australian Shiraz combines a classic blend of the band’s iconic snaggletoothed style with a wine that’s as [...]

Are you looking for the right drink to celebrate your Valentine’s Day with that special someone? You can’t go wrong with the Hello Kitty Champagne, but maybe you want something with a little more bling! The Sparkling Gold Cuvee is a wine that brings taste, style, and class together in one [...]

The Unicorn Corkscrew, officially called the Screwnicorn, gives unicorns a new purpose in life.  Their lives had little meaning before this, the unicorns frolicked in the fields and occasionally impaled a villager, but they were very solitary creatures, climbing rainbows and sitting alone at hotel bars. [...]

Everyone would love to have their own wine fridge or cave, but those are hard to come by. No worries because wine fridges and cellars aren’t the only way to chill wine. For those who don’t have the cash or accommodations for fridges or cellars, Skybar Wine Chill Drops are affordable and [...]

Most flash drives stand out as flash drives, but if you want something a bit more inconspicuous that you can hide, then check out this neat 8 GB Cork USB Drive. It looks just like a cork from a bottle of wine. This USB 2.0 flash drive has an 8GB Capacity and is compatible [...]

I long to be as carefree and just, well, free in general as Blitzen looks in the Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper. Doesn’t really matter how crummy in a mood you’re in, because once you uncork that bottle of wine (and spot Blizten looking oh-so-blissfully drunk), you’ll definitely feel [...]

Do you still carry your wine around in a brown paper bag? If so, stop right where you are, slowly untie the owners of the home, thank them for their hospitality and use of their computer, and calmly walk your way back outside and head towards your favorite hangout spot at the park. Kidding [...]

Do you go bananas when your wine goes stale? Never suffer through bad wine again with this crazy wine stopper, which is totally bananas. It’s the Top Banana Wine Bottle Stopper and I think it’s a safe bet to say that this is how Donkey Kong stores his wine. It looks like you actually [...]

I have this relative that just can’t seem to stop talking. I don’t mean that in a bad way, but I don’t think it’s a very good characteristic either. You see, she loves being the center of attention, especially at family parties, but it just sort of kills the mood for the other [...]

There are those who drink wine and then there are wine snobs. It might be a funny joke to get the wine snob in your life this Don’t Break the Bottle Puzzle. They will drive themselves crazy trying to get the bottle opened. Just lock their favorite bottle in the puzzle’s grasp and give [...]

In today’s vernacular, being a cock blocker is not cool, but the Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper puts the term in a whole different light. This cock will block the bottle opening and keep your beverages fresh. Hence the name. The Cock Blocker Stopper. Try saying that three times fast. If you want to [...]

Wine that’s too warm and wine that’s too cold is simply no good. It’s best enjoyed at the right temperature range so you can really appreciate the richness of the wine’s flavor. There are wine thermometers that you can plug through the mouth of the bottle, but I don’t really [...]