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Motorhead Shiraz

James Kelly — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 06:32:47 +0000

When Bakon Vodka and Fireball Cinnamon Whisky aren’t enough, you can always add a glass or two of the Motörhead Shiraz. Named after the legendary heavy metal band, this officially licensed Australian Shiraz combines a classic blend of the band’s iconic snaggletoothed style with a wine that’s as rich and delicious. A wine from Lars [...]

Sparkling Gold Cuvee

James Kelly — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:33:35 +0000

Are you looking for the right drink to celebrate your Valentine’s Day with that special someone? You can’t go wrong with the Hello Kitty Champagne, but maybe you want something with a little more bling! The Sparkling Gold Cuvee is a wine that brings taste, style, and class together in one great alcoholic drink. This [...]

Unicorn Corkscrew

Jack Kieffer — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:21:37 +0000

The Unicorn Corkscrew, officially called the Screwnicorn, gives unicorns a new purpose in life. Their lives had little meaning before this, the unicorns frolicked in the fields and occasionally impaled a villager, but they were very solitary creatures, climbing rainbows and sitting alone at hotel bars. The Unicorn Corkscrew gives these majestic creatures a new [...]

Skybar Wine Chill Drops

Patra Beaulieu — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:00:56 +0000

Everyone would love to have their own wine fridge or cave, but those are hard to come by. No worries because wine fridges and cellars aren’t the only way to chill wine. For those who don’t have the cash or accommodations for fridges or cellars, Skybar Wine Chill Drops are affordable and quickly chill wine right in the glass. [...]

8 GB Cork USB Drive

Conner Flynn — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:34:07 +0000

Most flash drives stand out as flash drives, but if you want something a bit more inconspicuous that you can hide, then check out this neat 8 GB Cork USB Drive. It looks just like a cork from a bottle of wine. This USB 2.0 flash drive has an 8GB Capacity and is compatible with [...]

Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper

Hazel Chua — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:25:50 +0000

I long to be as carefree and just, well, free in general as Blitzen looks in the Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper. Doesn’t really matter how crummy in a mood you’re in, because once you uncork that bottle of wine (and spot Blizten looking oh-so-blissfully drunk), you’ll definitely feel a warm rush of holiday [...]

Wine Monkey

James Kelly — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 12:44:33 +0000

Do you still carry your wine around in a brown paper bag? If so, stop right where you are, slowly untie the owners of the home, thank them for their hospitality and use of their computer, and calmly walk your way back outside and head towards your favorite hangout spot at the park. Kidding aside, [...]

Top Banana Wine Bottle Stopper

Conner Flynn — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:31:04 +0000

Do you go bananas when your wine goes stale? Never suffer through bad wine again with this crazy wine stopper, which is totally bananas. It’s the Top Banana Wine Bottle Stopper and I think it’s a safe bet to say that this is how Donkey Kong stores his wine. It looks like you actually shoved [...]

Wine Hourglasses

Hazel Chua — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:09:30 +0000

I have this relative that just can’t seem to stop talking. I don’t mean that in a bad way, but I don’t think it’s a very good characteristic either. You see, she loves being the center of attention, especially at family parties, but it just sort of kills the mood for the other people who [...]

Don’t Break the Bottle Puzzle

Conner Flynn — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:45:19 +0000

There are those who drink wine and then there are wine snobs. It might be a funny joke to get the wine snob in your life this Don’t Break the Bottle Puzzle. They will drive themselves crazy trying to get the bottle opened. Just lock their favorite bottle in the puzzle’s grasp and give it [...]

Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper

Conner Flynn — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 19:49:56 +0000

In today’s vernacular, being a cock blocker is not cool, but the Cock Blocker Bottle Stopper puts the term in a whole different light. This cock will block the bottle opening and keep your beverages fresh. Hence the name. The Cock Blocker Stopper. Try saying that three times fast. If you want to preserve your [...]

Wine Thermometer

Hazel Chua — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:54:41 +0000

Wine that’s too warm and wine that’s too cold is simply no good. It’s best enjoyed at the right temperature range so you can really appreciate the richness of the wine’s flavor. There are wine thermometers that you can plug through the mouth of the bottle, but I don’t really fancy the thought of having [...]

Hello Kitty Sweet Pink Champagne

James Kelly — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:00:41 +0000

For all you “of age” Hello Kitty lovers, here is a drink that should be right up your alley. The Hello Kitty Sweet Pink Champagne is perfect for those nights when you’re feeling naughty and want to curl up to some friends. This 375ml bottle supposedly tastes as good as Hello Kitty is cute. It [...]

Screw You Corkscrew

Conner Flynn — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 14:17:25 +0000

Sometimes when the world is getting you down and your stress levels are up, you just want to flip someone the bird. Give them a one finger salute. The Screw You Corkscrew does it for you, expressing how you feel and also helping you open your wine. Despite the sentiment, this little gesture will come [...]

Winedoctor Kit SOLO

Conner Flynn — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:36:17 +0000

If you are serious about your wine, you’ll want this gadget that includes 1 Grip-Touch Vacuum Pump and 1 Intelli-Stopper. Think of it as a High-Tech “cork” that almost completely eliminate wine losing flavor and aroma in opened or unfinished bottles. The Grip-Touch pump works with the Intelli-Stopper to remove just the right amount of [...]

Wine Cork Tray

Patra Beaulieu — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 20:27:48 +0000

Before I throw away a wine cork, I always think that it could be utilized in some other manner – but without any crafty notions, I then end up chucking it. Every cork seems to have its own personality and history, which is why parting with them brings such sweet sorrow. But with the Wine Cork Tray Kit, [...]

Protect Our Earth Glasses

James Kelly — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 23:07:05 +0000

Being Green may be the new trendy thing to do, but a lot of us have been doing it our entire lives. These Protect Our Earth Glasses offer you another way to be green and help recycle something for further use. These glasses are made from the bottom halves of Bordeaux bottles that were “rescued” [...]

Winerd Game

James Kelly — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:15:19 +0000

As educated adults, you may feel it is necessary to move away from the crazy college drinking games to something a little more civilized. There is nothing wrong with a good game of beer pong, but everything has its time and place. If you’re having your boss over or some new friends, you might want [...]

Wine Sack

James Kelly — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 23:28:30 +0000

Perfect for party goers everywhere, the Wine Sack offers you a durable way to discretely take your wine and other alcoholic/nonalcoholic beverages to places like the beach, parties and picnics. With enough interior room to fit an ice pack or two, this wine sack ensures that your drinks stay cool even when the party heats [...]

Wine Bottle Umbrella

Conner Flynn — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:11:57 +0000

Looking for something different in an umbrella? Something that makes it look like you are carrying a bottle of wine instead of an umbrella? Then check out the Wine Bottle Umbrella. This is one umbrella that stands out. Actually the design stands out, but not the umbrella. It’s a full sized umbrella in a carrying [...]

Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Hazel Chua — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 19:55:33 +0000

Holding your bottle of wine up a good few inches above the counter, the Chain Wine Bottle Holder almost looks like it’s defying the laws of gravity. The bottle holder looks similar to the Lasso Bottle Holder, except with a chain instead of the rope. Just as with the rope bottle holder before, this isn’t [...]

Wine and Champagne Glass Candles

Patra Beaulieu — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 03:36:24 +0000

For your next wine and cheese party, set the tone for the evening by lighting Wine and Champagne Glass Candles that look and smell delicious. Just don’t attempt to drink them. Wine and Champagne Glass Candles Dimensions (Red Wine): 8.5″ x 4.25″ diameter Dimensions (White Wine): 8.75″ x 3.75″ diameter Dimensions (Champagne): 8″ x 2.25″ [...]

“Wine Yoke” Party Time Hand Free Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Conner Flynn — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:28:11 +0000

Sometimes it becomes a pain to hold your wine. Probably because you are tanked. Whatever the reason, the “Wine Yoke” Party Time Hand Free Wine Glass Holder Necklace is here to help. It provides a hands free way to hold your drink. It is a hands free lanyard for your wine glass, perfect for anytime [...]

Magical Lasso Wine Bottle Holder

Ryan Cooper — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:15:38 +0000

We all like to decorate our homes with interesting items to show off to friends when they come over. While your geek friends may appreciate your Alien Abduction Lamp, Harry Potter Death Eater Masks, TMNT Drinking Glasses, and Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends, other people might just shake their heads. Fortunately, this Rope Lasso Wine [...]