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At first glance, the Vampire Tooth Bottle Opener looks more like a paperweight with an edge. But really, it’s a bottle opener that you can use at your Halloween party this year to add a creepy and truly horrific feel to your party. And when the party’s over, just put on the detachable keyring and [...]

With the Pancake Floor Pillows, you can not only have breakfast in bed, but also breakfast on the floor or anywhere you want to. These are obviously not edible but they do look good enough to eat. They come in a variety of different designs, but they all basically look like pancakes. The variations in [...]

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an [...]

If you want to sip your drink the long way while looking infinitesimally cooler (or weirder–it could go both ways, depending on your current look or demeanor), then these Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses are the straws-slash-glasses for you. Wear it loud and wear it proud. These Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses are available in an array [...]

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your behind after you’ve done a good old number two, care [...]

If for some reason you’d like to freak people out and make your pretty (or handsome) face look freakishly ugly, then you’ve got to get a couple of these Weird Lips Sippin Straws.

Halloween is still a month away, but that doesn’t mean you can’t start preparing for it. If you’ve got kids, then you know that the time to look for Halloween costumes is now before the rental shops start to run out. And when it comes to the decoration, then you might want to look into [...]

Warning: this Blood Bath Mat is not for the faint-hearted and it’s definitely not for those who still live with their parents or grandparents! I mean, nobody wants to give them a heart attack or something. Specially if you’ve also got the Blood Bath Shower Gel in your bathroom as well.

If you’ve got something to say but just can’t seem to open your mouth and choke the words out, then you might need something like the LED Shirt with Time and Programmable Message Display to help you out.

Little girls dress up Barbie dolls and small boys build their own action figures or think up all sorts of structures with their LEGO pieces. Adults don’t really have a lot of toys or figures geared for the age group, seeing that many actually outgrow the need to dress up some inanimate object to call [...]

Remember the iPlunge Phone Stand that looked like a miniature plunger that you can use to prop your smartphone up? And that Old School Calculator iPhone Case? With so many quirky cases being made, there’s bound to be one that stands out. And one that definitely does is the Hand iPhone Case.

Here we have yet another radio-controlled creation that definitely would have made it into the Top 13 Strangest R/C Toys list if it would have been around when the article was published. Say hello the R/C skunk.