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Alumi Head Spa

Hazel Chua — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:25:42 +0000

Most people go for a massage at the end of a very long and stressful day. Others opt to just nap it off instead, while some others head off to the spa for some pampering. It’s a bit of a hassle though to have to drive all the way to the spa, so instead of [...]

Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece

Hazel Chua — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:58:33 +0000

You might have already crossed off “wrinkly chin” from your list after you got the Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise Machine, but for the rest of your face, the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece has got you covered. That is, if it can really deliver on all of the claims that it makes. The Face Slimmer Exercise [...]

Vampire Bottle Opener

Hazel Chua — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:32:45 +0000

If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one definitely takes the cake when it comes to creepiness. Maybe [...]

Concrete Organ Jewelry

Hazel Chua — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 13:09:26 +0000

Some people are described as wearing their hearts on their sleeves, and now they can do just that…or wear a liver, lung, stomach, or kidney. The Concrete Organ Jewelry takes designer jewelry to a whole new level. Some may think it sounds pretty gross and not at all romantic or sweet, but sometimes that is [...]

Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise Machine

Hazel Chua — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:28:15 +0000

If you fear that you will soon have a sagging jawline that sometimes comes with old age, then worry not by doing what you can to prevent it. Keep your chin in shape with the Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise machine that will let you work out your chin in the most convenient of ways [...]

His and Hers Tongue Scrapers

Hazel Chua — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:19:23 +0000

If you’re a fan of that hit comedy show How I Met Your Mother, then you might have probably seen that episode where Lily and Marshall, the “attached-to-the-hip” couple of the show, admit that they actually shared a toothbrush. It’s kind of gross, right, even if they are deeply in love and married and all [...]

Mustache Lollipop

Hazel Chua — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:21:58 +0000

When you think of something to describe mustaches, you probably wouldn’t say that they’re “lickable” unless you’re talking about the Mustache Lollipop. You’ll probably get thrown a lot of strange looks if you happen to be a girl and you’re holding this lollipop right below your nose. The Mustache Lollipop doesn’t really look appetizing for [...]

Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale

Hazel Chua — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 05:20:32 +0000

Care to take a swig or two of a drink that’s got a little bit of everything? If you’re the adventurous type and can stomach concoctions no matter how weird they may be, then you might want to get a bottle of the Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale. It’s a really long name for [...]

Dashboard Pole Dancer

Hazel Chua — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 03:22:07 +0000

Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn’t a really serious warning, although I doubt that you’d want your three-year-old son to ask what the pretty lady in the red bikini is doing on your dashboard. What lady, you ask? Well, that lady on the Dashboard Pole Dancer that [...]

Gummi-X Bug Centre

Hazel Chua — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:25:18 +0000

No, your child isn’t about to eat a real bug (thank goodness!) Rather, it’s just one of the extremely realistic and detailed buggy treats you can cook and mold with the Gummi-X Bug Centre. Want to fill your bugs with gooey fillings or use flavored jellies while you’re at it? It’s no problem with the Gummi-X [...]

EARonic iPhone 4 Case

Hazel Chua — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 12:25:26 +0000

I enjoyed playing around with my Etch-a-Sketch ever since I was a kid, which is why I’m such a huge fan of the iPhone Etch-a-Sketch Case. Another kooky one is the Literary Art iPhone Cases that feature art from classic literature, so you’d definitely want one if you’re a bookworm. And if for some reason, [...]

Classic Troll Mask

Hazel Chua — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 04:22:06 +0000

I was feeling so lazy last Halloween that I just put on one of the suits I usually wear to work and went as myself. This year though, I’m determined to make more of an effort with my costume. And what better way than to dress up than as some freaky, creepy troll than with [...]

Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener

Hazel Chua — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 04:11:54 +0000

At first glance, the Vampire Tooth Bottle Opener looks more like a paperweight with an edge. But really, it’s a bottle opener that you can use at your Halloween party this year to add a creepy and truly horrific feel to your party. And when the party’s over, just put on the detachable keyring and [...]

Pancake Floor Pillows

Hazel Chua — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:12:14 +0000

With the Pancake Floor Pillows, you can not only have breakfast in bed, but also breakfast on the floor or anywhere you want to. These are obviously not edible but they do look good enough to eat. They come in a variety of different designs, but they all basically look like pancakes. The variations in [...]

“Hand” Soap

Hazel Chua — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:42:49 +0000

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an [...]

Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses

Hazel Chua — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:48:49 +0000

If you want to sip your drink the long way while looking infinitesimally cooler (or weirder–it could go both ways, depending on your current look or demeanor), then these Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses are the straws-slash-glasses for you. Wear it loud and wear it proud. These Neon Drinking Straw Sunglasses are available in an array [...]

Asses of Evil Toilet Paper

Hazel Chua — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:35:20 +0000

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your behind after you’ve done a good old number two, care [...]

Weird Lips Sippin Straws

Hazel Chua — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 04:36:07 +0000

If for some reason you’d like to freak people out and make your pretty (or handsome) face look freakishly ugly, then you’ve got to get a couple of these Weird Lips Sippin Straws. Okay, so not everybody would use these straws just to make themselves look bad. In fact, they do it more for the [...]

The Two Story Inflatable Black Cat

Hazel Chua — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:33:31 +0000

Halloween is still a month away, but that doesn’t mean you can’t start preparing for it. If you’ve got kids, then you know that the time to look for Halloween costumes is now before the rental shops start to run out. And when it comes to the decoration, then you might want to look into [...]

Blood Bath Mat

Hazel Chua — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 02:24:06 +0000

Warning: this Blood Bath Mat is not for the faint-hearted and it’s definitely not for those who still live with their parents or grandparents! I mean, nobody wants to give them a heart attack or something. Specially if you’ve also got the Blood Bath Shower Gel in your bathroom as well. Not for the faint-hearted, [...]

LED Shirt with Time and Programmable Message Display

Hazel Chua — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 03:04:07 +0000

If you’ve got something to say but just can’t seem to open your mouth and choke the words out, then you might need something like the LED Shirt with Time and Programmable Message Display to help you out. Shirts have all sorts of dual purposes and cool stuff embedded into them lately. For example, you [...]

Cow For All Seasons

Hazel Chua — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:27:57 +0000

Little girls dress up Barbie dolls and small boys build their own action figures or think up all sorts of structures with their LEGO pieces. Adults don’t really have a lot of toys or figures geared for the age group, seeing that many actually outgrow the need to dress up some inanimate object to call [...]

Hand iPhone Case

Hazel Chua — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 05:08:51 +0000

Remember the iPlunge Phone Stand that looked like a miniature plunger that you can use to prop your smartphone up? And that Old School Calculator iPhone Case? With so many quirky cases being made, there’s bound to be one that stands out. And one that definitely does is the Hand iPhone Case. However, this iPhone [...]

R/C Skunk

Robert Birming — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:19:45 +0000

Here we have yet another radio-controlled creation that definitely would have made it into the Top 13 Strangest R/C Toys list if it would have been around when the article was published. Say hello the R/C skunk. Authentic-looking skunk mimics like the real thing–minus the spray, of course! Moves backward, forward, and flicks its tail [...]