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Most people go for a massage at the end of a very long and stressful day. Others opt to just nap it off instead, while some others head off to the spa for some pampering. It’s a bit of a hassle though to have to drive all the way to the spa, so instead of [...]

You might have already crossed off “wrinkly chin” from your list after you got the Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise Machine, but for the rest of your face, the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece has got you covered. That is, if it can really deliver on all of the claims that it makes. The Face Slimmer Exercise [...]

If you were left wanting for more after getting the Vampire Teeth Bottle Opener, then you might want to go full-color and all the way with the Vampire Bottle Opener. I’d have to say though, out of the two vampire-themed bottle openers, the latter one definitely takes the cake when it comes to creepiness. Maybe [...]

Some people are described as wearing their hearts on their sleeves, and now they can do just that…or wear a liver, lung, stomach, or kidney. The Concrete Organ Jewelry takes designer jewelry to a whole new level. Some may think it sounds pretty gross and not at all romantic or sweet, but sometimes that is [...]

If you fear that you will soon have a sagging jawline that sometimes comes with old age, then worry not by doing what you can to prevent it. Keep your chin in shape with the Rhythm Slim Chin Muscle Exercise machine that will let you work out your chin in the most convenient of ways [...]

If you’re a fan of that hit comedy show How I Met Your Mother, then you might have probably seen that episode where Lily and Marshall, the “attached-to-the-hip” couple of the show, admit that they actually shared a toothbrush. It’s kind of gross, right, even if they are deeply in love and married and all [...]

When you think of something to describe mustaches, you probably wouldn’t say that they’re “lickable” unless you’re talking about the Mustache Lollipop. You’ll probably get thrown a lot of strange looks if you happen to be a girl and you’re holding this lollipop right below your nose. The Mustache Lollipop doesn’t really look appetizing for [...]

Care to take a swig or two of a drink that’s got a little bit of everything? If you’re the adventurous type and can stomach concoctions no matter how weird they may be, then you might want to get a bottle of the Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale. It’s a really long name for [...]

Warning: this product is only for those aged 18 and above. Okay, so that wasn’t a really serious warning, although I doubt that you’d want your three-year-old son to ask what the pretty lady in the red bikini is doing on your dashboard. What lady, you ask? Well, that lady on the Dashboard Pole Dancer that [...]

No, your child isn’t about to eat a real bug (thank goodness!) Rather, it’s just one of the extremely realistic and detailed buggy treats you can cook and mold with the Gummi-X Bug Centre. Want to fill your bugs with gooey fillings or use flavored jellies while you’re at it? It’s no problem with the Gummi-X [...]

I enjoyed playing around with my Etch-a-Sketch ever since I was a kid, which is why I’m such a huge fan of the iPhone Etch-a-Sketch Case. Another kooky one is the Literary Art iPhone Cases that feature art from classic literature, so you’d definitely want one if you’re a bookworm. And if for some reason, [...]

I was feeling so lazy last Halloween that I just put on one of the suits I usually wear to work and went as myself. This year though, I’m determined to make more of an effort with my costume. And what better way than to dress up than as some freaky, creepy troll than with [...]