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If you get a thrill out of the idea of being bounced around, narrowly avoiding collisions with your friends, then the Human Slingshot is the activity you’ve probably been searching for. When it comes to learning how to use the Slingshot, things couldn’t be simpler because all you have to do is [...]

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do wonders for your skin, and that extract has been [...]

Are you tired of reading the same old boring books to your children? You could peak their interest in the coming Zombie Apocalypse by reading them That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore or the Ten Little Zombies Book. Both are fun, but if you really want to share some goofy grossness with your young ones, [...]

Did you know that the artist who created Garbage Pail Kids, Joe Simko, has also spawned another series of gross-out cards called Cereal Killers Trading Cards? Mom would’ve been more eager to buy me these than GPK’s, because they make a parody out of many of the sugary cereals I always [...]

It’s a dish a lot of people love, but it’s something that probably many people dislike as well: chicken feet. I personally don’t get how some people could stuff foot after foot in their mouth, but after seeing these Crazy Bones Lollipops, I probably won’t be as grossed out anymore. [...]

Sometimes, you’ve got no choice but apply your makeup in the car when you’re strapped for time. I’ve been there a lot of times myself, and most women will attest to how hard it is to pat down some eye shadow in a bumpy car using the rearview mirror. Imagine how easy everything would [...]

Make your food taste better and freak people out in the process with Hoxton’s new range of Salt Made from Tears Seasoning. Packaged simply in glass bottles topped with a cork, each of these contains additions that will add a whole lot of flavor to your meals. You might not be aware of it, but [...]

Now who in the world hasn’t heard of Siri by now? This personal assistant app that comes with Apple’s iPhone 4S was the talk of the blogosphere when users discovered just how easy and convenient it was to perform simple, everyday tasks on the device. As expected, Siri grew a following of [...]

If you watch Glee, then you know about this ditzy character named Britney S. Pierce who’s the perfect epitome of the dumb blonde. She believes that leprechauns exist and is generally clueless when it comes to, well, everything. And one thing that she fancies (that also doesn’t happen to exist) is [...]

Word on the street is that the hottest thing when it comes to fashion for men right now is pantyhose. Yes, you read that right, and no, we’re not kidding. Designer Emilio Cavallini has revealed his new collection and it includes a full line of Mantyhose: Pantyhose for Men in various vibrant designs [...]

I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged in an equally [...]

You know how you’re in the bathroom, doing your thing, and you’re just so bored because it’s taking a longer time than usual? You can do what most people do, which is read the labels off the back of toiletry and bath products in close proximity. Or you could get creative and get coloring [...]

Perception matters. What one person sees might be the exact opposite that another person is seeing. This can be in the figurative sense or in the literal sense if one of them has the Reversing Goggles on, that is. These Reversing Goggles, which look like some weird goggles with some sharp-edged prisms [...]

Most people have an issue of some sort with a certain part of their body. Some people want to be thinner, some want a longer nose, and there are those who think their thighs are too big. Hitting the gym can solve several of these, but what the gym can’t help with is changing [...]

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually tons of uses for this product!   Let’s say [...]