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Obol - The Original Crispy Bowl

The Original Crispy Bowl

Do you like your cereal crispy in the morning? Want to keep the crackers from getting soggy in the soup? Then gobble everything up within ten minutes of preparing or just get the Original Crispy Bowl so you can finish your breakfast or soup leisurely. The Original Crispy Bowl is an easy-to-grip bowl that [...]

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Crazy Calculator

Crazy Calculator

When you’re number crunching with a calculator, trying to figure out what the damage is after splurging on a big vacation to Disney or after purchasing too many gizmos seen on GeekAlerts, it’s usually no laughing matter. That’s why some wise guy has invented a calculator to inject some [...]

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Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

This almost makes too much sense.  They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli.  I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the pigs with this Bacon Lip Balm.  If you crave everything [...]

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Magic Cold Plate

Magic Cold Plate

Here in Canada, we tend to get excited when our ice cream starts melting. But for people in warmer climates, you’ve probably wondered if there was some clever way to prolong the freeze life of your ice cream, other than sticking it back in the freezer. Lo and behold, the Magic Cold Plate has [...]

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Twilight Maternity Shirt

Twilight Maternity Shirt

As many of you already know, the fourth installment of the Twilight saga titled Breaking Dawn is set to hit theaters on November 18. Some of you might’ve already gone as far as to pre-order tickets. But do you have any special Twilight gear to wear to the show? This particular Twilight Maternity [...]

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USB Drip LED Lights

USB Drip LED Light

Do you have any friends or family in the medical field? Or do you just like medicine and hospital settings? (Honesty, it would be kind of strange if you answered yes to the latter question.) Maybe you just want to have a unique USB light that will set your workstation apart from your coworkers. If [...]

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Sizzling Bacon Candles

Sizzling Bacon Candle

For bacon lovers everywhere, this product will drive you crazy as it overloads your senses with the smell of bacon. The Sizzling Bacon Candle allows you to enjoy that fresh bacon smell whenever you please; not just when you wake up in the morning.  With approximately 70 hours of burn time, this candle [...]

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Vinyl CDs

Vinyl CDs

Pictures can be deceiving. If you took one look at the photo above, then you might think these are actually legit vinyl records, albeit with some pretty fake-looking labels. However, unlike the Real Vinyl Bowl and the Recycled Record Bookends, these Vinyl CDs aren’t really vinyl records; in fact, [...]

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Programmable Countdown Clock

Countdown Clock

If you need some help to count down important days, you can depend on these trusty clocks to let you know when the day has arrived. Count down to the end of the world with the End of the World Countdown Clock (just kidding, I hope it’s not true at all!) or keep track of events [...]

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50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes

50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes

I remember writing some entertainment web news a while back, when Brad Pitt was growing a mustache for his role in the Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. He said some prophecy to the effect of bringing the mustache back in style. Back then I was like, “Yeah, right. Mustaches are ug. Nobody wants [...]

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Star Wars Chess

Star Wars Chess Set

I bet a lot of GeekAlert fans are chess players; and if you’re not, I got something that may change your mind. The Star Wars Chess Set from Gentle Giant is due to be released around April 2012 and it has all the makings of a very collectible set. First off, it’s Star Wars with [...]

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Asses of Evil Toilet Paper

Asses of Evil Toilet Paper

There are just some people who came into this world with nothing but bad or messed up intentions that just can’t be understood. Those people who have caused much pain to others, unnecessary deaths, and brought about countless wars deserve a dirty wiping on your behind after you’ve done a good [...]

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Spineless Classics Poster

Spineless Classics Poster

While geeks would consider That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore – A Zombie Tale a fitting book for kids (just for some, anyway) and A Girl’s Guide to Dating a Geek Book something that all women should read, they probably won’t make the cut to be made into one of these Spineless Classics [...]

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Keytars Key Covers

Keytars Key Covers

Rock Stars don’t have time to be fumbling for their keys, especially when they’re on route to their next gig. That’s why they’ll save time and frustration with Keytars Key Covers. [...]

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SOLE SOX

Sole Sox

At first glance, the Sole Sox might seem like novelty socks that give you (fake) temporary X-ray vision by showing you the bones and muscles beneath the skin on your calves and feet. But take a closer look and you’ll see that it’s more than just a pair of socks with a bony design. [...]

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Steampunk Wrist Monocular

Steampunk Wrist Monocular

There’s just something about steampunk that just totally grabs my eye. Maybe it’s the cool, offbeat designs, or the out-of-this-world way they portray seemingly ordinary objects. I mean, just take a look at this Steampunk Robot and the Gears of Time Wall Clock. And there’s also the stuff [...]

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Writer's Flipping Block

Writer’s Block

At a loss for words? Got writer’s block? Don’t blow your top and definitely don’t panic, because it happens even to the best of the lot. There’s no quick fix to get some inspiration flowing stat, but what you can do is relax, set your mind at ease, and roll the Writer’s [...]

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FRENCH FRY LIP BALM

French Fry Lip Balm

GeekAlerts has shown you Spam Lip Glaze and Soda Flavored Lip Balms in the past; so you had to know something new was coming.  Treat your lips to the salty goodness of your favorite golden arches treat with the French Fry Lip Balm.  This lip balm has all the flavor of crispy french fries without [...]

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Pirattitude!: So You Wanna Be a Pirate? Here’s How!

Deep down I think everyone has a soft spot for Jack Sparrow and those cool pirates of yesteryear.  I lot of us dreamed of being pirates and still do.  The big question is, how do you do it?  Well, the Prattitude!: So You Wanna Be A Pirate? Here’s How!  book is ready to get you [...]

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The Pirate Ship Playhouse

The Pirate Ship Playhouse

I think at one point or another in our lives, we all wanted to be pirates sailing the open seas, looking for bounty, and taking whatever we wanted.  Sadly, most of us had to give up those dreams (I think Jack Sparrow is still out there somewhere) and get real everyday boring jobs.  Well with [...]

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