Beer Dress
Style

Beer Dress

September 13, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

“Wow, that girl looks as delicious as a tall glass of iced-cold beer,” says a fellow at happy hour. “Yeah, especially when she’s wearing that hot Beer Dress,” replies his friend. It’s true that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and […]

Style

Concealed Knife Socks

September 6, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

If you want to pretend you are an assassin, but don’t want to carry around a knife, check out these Concealed Knife Socks. Your weapon is right there at the ready and there is no risk of cutting yourself. Best of all, you can have […]

Tokyoflash Kisai Zone
Style

Tokyoflash Kisai Zone Watch

September 4, 2012 James Kelly 0

Tokyoflash fans will be happy to see that they can get the newly released Tokyoflash Kisai Zone Watch on sale until Thursday September 6th at 4pm (Japan time.) Like all the other cool Tokyoflash watches that GeekAlerts has featured, the Kisai Zone is limited edition […]

UNREAL Candy
Food

UNREAL Candy

September 1, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Most of us love the taste of junk food, especially candy that you can get just about anywhere at any time. It’s relatively inexpensive and hits the spot. But what many candy companies have done is cut corners by lacing candy with all sorts of […]

Luchador Bottle Opener
Design

Luchador Bottle Openers

August 30, 2012 James Kelly 1

After a long day of work, the last thing you want to have to do is wrestle with a beer bottle. Tag the Luchador Bottle Openers in and let them pop the top on that bottle while you sit back and enjoy a evening of […]

Armed Notebooks
Design

Armed Notebooks

August 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

Weapons like the Zombie Killer Knives and the AR-7 Rifle are cool, but need to be treated with respect and are only appropriate for certain situations…Zombie attack, trying to survive an apocalypse, supervised target practice, etc. The Armed Notebooks on the other hand, are perfect […]

Diana Baby 110 Camera
Gadgets

Lomography Diana Baby 110 Camera

August 28, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts has shown you several cool analog Lomography cameras in the past; and in a world where smaller usually means cooler, the new Lomography Diana Baby 110 Camera should be considered very cool. Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this analog […]

Queen's Guard Driver USB Memory Stick
Gadgets

Queen’s Guard Driver USB Memory Stick

August 23, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Backing up your data can be as serious as guarding the Queen. That’s why you need the armed and dangerous Queen’s Guard Driver USB Memory Stick to protect your most royal files. The last thing a Buckingham Palace soldier wants to be called is cute. But […]

crayon ammo belt for kids
Style

Crayon Ammo Belt for Kids

August 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 3

When you send your kids back to school, you want them to have the best start possible and that means furnishing them with the best school supplies ever. The list for the year might’ve indicated the number of crayons kids would need, but it probably […]

Premium Muscle Morphsuit
Style

Premium Muscle Morphsuit

August 18, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

If you want to look like you just stepped off display from “Bodies…The Exhibition,” then slip into this Premium Muscle Morphsuit. Zombies, vampires and Lady Gaga’s meat dress are freaky, but they don’t hold a candle to the looks of the human body’s innards. Wearing this […]

Civil Engineer Tape
Toys

Civil Engineer Tape

August 10, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Civil engineers solve all kinds of problems when it comes to roadways, bridges, buildings, etc. But when a civil engineer’s kid gets bored, blueprints and equations don’t do much. That’s why there’s Civil Engineer Tape; for a magical way to create an instant highway of fun. It doesn’t take much to […]

Killer Spiked Loafer
Style

Killer Spiked Loafer

August 10, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

We once featured the hair-raising Spiked Zombie Heels that look extremely deadly on the right type of girl. Now we’d like to turn your attention to this Killer Spiked Loafer for a more casual yet equally hazardous look. If you’re looking for shoes with an edge, they don’t get any […]

Billiard Ball Shot Glasses
Design

Billiard Ball Shot Glasses

August 10, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

If you are a fan of billiards you will love these Billiard Ball Shot Glasses. They could even make for an interesting game of make a shot, take a shot. You get a set of nine with a serving tray. These look great and are […]

Mustache Luggage Tag
Design

Mustache Luggage Tag

August 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

Not all of us are lucky enough to grow high-quality staches like Tom Selleck and Rollie Fingers, but that doesn’t mean we can’t show our support and love for all things mustache with fun little items like this Mustache Luggage Tag. The Mustache Luggage Tag […]

Redneck Wine Glass
Design

Redneck Wine Glass

August 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Everyone’s definition of classy is different. Different strokes for different folks. Some might prefer a regular wine glass, while others think that this Redneck Wine Glass is the epitomy of style. On the bottom, it’s a pretty standard wine glass, but on the top it’s […]

USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives
Gadgets

USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives

August 7, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Everyone loves toast. You will love this USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives even more. Okay, maybe you won’t if your love of toast is really obsessive, but you can’t help but find this bud with matching thumbdrives cute. This USB Hub is shaped like a […]

Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollypops
Food

Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollipops

August 3, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Most people fall into either the sweet tooth or salty tooth categories, just like one will more likely side with the Democrats or the Republicans. But the outliers, the spicy tooth peeps (I guess they’re comparable to the Liberal party), often get overlooked. The Sriracha Rooster […]

Design

Ballerina Wall Clock

August 2, 2012 James Kelly 1

GeekAlerts has shown you a wide range of clocks in the past; from the educational Chalkboard Pop Quiz Math Wall Clock to the Steampunk themed Gears of Time Wall Clock. But if you’re looking for a clock to put a smile on your face as […]

Pegzini Family
Design

Amazing Pegzini Family Laundry Pegs

August 2, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

Hanging up your laundry to dry on a clothes line is pretty boring stuff. And not fun for others to look at either. Now you can make laundry hanging a little more fun with these Amazing Pegzini Family 5 Laundry Pegs Clothes Washing Line Pins. […]

Design

Toothpaste Tube-Wringer

August 1, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Traditional toothpaste tubes were a good idea until the mini-war broke out between those who squeeze from the top vs. those who squeeze from the lower parts of the tube. Perhaps that’s why toothpaste companies have come out with various pumps and formats for dispensing […]